Dancin' And Pantsin' Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[Am][Em][F#dim][Gm][G5][Am][C5][C][Em][F#dim]
[G5][G][Am][C]

[Verse 1]
[Em]When I was [Bb]a young man[Gm]
I [Am]didn't like [B]to dance
[Am]I was [C5]shy
[Em]I'd [F#m]stand against [G]the wall
[Am]all night
I'd never take a chance
[C]So afraid
I [Em]wouldn't get [Am]on that dance floor
Unless [B]I was really [Cm]drunk
10 shots

[Verse 2]
But I [Em]found [F#m]a place where the
[G5]stars hang [Am]out
And they taught me [B]how to funk
[C5]Real [D]nasty
It ain't too far [Gm]away
It's [Am]just on the [B]edge of town
[C5]Nearby
[C]But be rea[Am]dy when you get the[G5]re
'Cause these [Am]folks [B]don't fuck around

[Verse 3]
[B]
You can
[G5]Rub [F]your[Em] bel[Cm]ly with
[Am]Liza [Gm]Minel[F]li
Covered in jelly,
[C5]you're gonna[Cm] rub y[Bb]our [F]belly[Gm]
Jiggle [F]your [Em]droopy [D]bal[Cm]ls
[Am]with singin' [G]Lou [Gm]Rawis
Bounce [F]off [Em]the walls,
[D]then jig[C]gle them dro[Bb]opy bal[Gm]ls
Grind your [F]hips with the
[Em]blond [C]guy from [Cm]CHIPS
[C]Lick your [Am]lips
[Gm]Stroke it clea[F]n with[Em] Martin [C]Sheen
[Cm]It's[Bb] fucki[F]ng[Gm] obscense
Clench [F]your [Em]ass- cheeks [Cm]tight
with [Bb]sexy [Am]grandma Betty White
[G]You'll see[F] the[Em] light whe[C]n[F]
[Bb]your [C]sphincter's tight
[G]If you

[Verse 4]
[C5]don't know [Cm]how to move
Just [D]feel the groove
And [Gm]dance
[G]Like you jus[Am]t shit you[G]r pan[G5]ts[F][G]
[Gm]Spin

[Verse 5]
[F]like [Em]a little [C]gir[Cm]l
[Bb]With cross- [Am]dressing [Gm]Milton Berle
Just [F]give [Em]it a whirl,
[C]preten[F]d you're a lit[Bb]tle girl[Gm]
Wave [F]that [Em]juicy [Cm]weeno with le[Bb]
[Am]gendary [Gm]Al Pac[F]ino
Wave [Dm]your [C]weeno, even
[Bb]more [Gm]obsceno
Knock [F]back [Em]a drink with [C]Colonel [Bb]Klink
[Am]Piss in th[F]e [Gm]sink
[G]Bounce your [Em]beef with [Cm]Omar [Bb]Sharif
[Dm]What a relief
[G5]Ring the [F]disco [Em]bell with[C] ice[Cm]
cream [C]wizard [Am]Tommy Carvel
[G]Tom[F]my Car[Em]vel gon[C]na
[Bb]make your dink swell

[Verse 6]
Then [C5]spew all [C]over the room
With Mr. [D]Jeffry Goldblum
And [G5]dance
[G]Like you just shit your pants
[Gm][F][G5]

[Verse 7]
[Cm]Mr. Belvedere
Fatty Fatty
[Gm]Fin ger in his o[F]wn r[G]ear[Bb]
[C]Bernard [Cm]King
Basketball, basketball
[Gm]Showing off his [F]ding- a- ling
[Bb]Swimming[Cm] Mark Spit[C]z
[Cm]Moustache, moustache
Play[Gm]ing with his h[F]airy tits
[G][F]

[Verse 8]
[Eb]Big Earl Weaver, Tommy Seaver
[F]Both of them got the boogie [Gm]fever
[G][Em][Am][Cm][Gm][C]
[Gm]Shit [F]you[Em]r[F][Bb][Gm][G][Gm][F][Gm][Bb][Cm]
[Gm]pant[F]s[Em][Dm][C][G][Gm][F]
[Em]You can
Do the [Cm]hustle with [Bb]seven-
[Am]footer Billy Rus[Gm]sell
Do [F]the fucking hustle,
[Dm]jerk[C]ing your lov[Bb]e muscle[F]
[Gm]Shake [F]your [Em]big,
[Dm]round [C]as s with [Am]the ghost of Mama Cas[Gm]s
Blast from [Em]the pas[Gm]t,
the [Cm]ghost of [Gm]Mama Cass
Dry- [F]hump the [Em]floor [C]with
Mary Tyler- [F]Moore
Pump it [Gm]sore
[F]Squeeze your [Em]nipple [Cm]like baldy [Bb]Mr. Whipple
[F]Drink some Ripple
[G]Give it a [Em]hearty [C]whack with TV[Bb]
[Am]great Vic[F]tor [Gm]Tayback
When you [F]give it a whack[Em],
[C]don't hurt the[Bb] nut- sack[C]

[Verse 9]
So if the [Cm]thought [C]of grooving
is [D]bringing you down
[Em]Come to the [D]funkiest place in town
[Em]The [C]stars will show you how to move
[Dm]And da[D]nce[Gm]
Like you just shit your [G]pants