Disco biscuits (matt foley's return) Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
All the [G]ladies readin'
[C]Twilight[Bb]
[G]Feel [C]so, feel so muscular
Feel so muscular
[G]I h[F]ad to change plan[G]s
And [F]live in my van
[G]Down by the river where they
[C]talk through [G]cans
Proud nephew of
[F]Uncle
Sam
[G]Feet off [C]the carpet, walk on your [F]hands
[G]It's the beards that the [Dm]women enjoy
Be[G]st friends [C]lookin' like the
Oak
Ridge
[F]Boys
[G]So predisposed [F]to make noise
South[G]ern by [C]birth, rednecks by choice
[G]Killing our [F]time in backwater
Mr.
[G]Mailbox[C] meet
Louisville [F]slugger
Fol[G]lowing my [F]strut like sheep
to the slaughter
Preach[G]er man [C]said meet me at the [F]altar
[G]But all of my friends[Dm]
have gone fishing
With [G]their six [C]packs and
their disco bis[F]cuits
[G]Listening to
[F]Cisco's big hits
[G]Church [C]quiet like a get -mo
[F]Christmas
[G]It takes all [C]kinds in this business
[G]The seraph and the [C]sheriff and the victims
And des[Dm]pite all your
[F]Peter
Pan [C]wishes
[G]It takes a criminal to [F]know what the gift is
[G]Yeah, see[C] what you're dea[Gm]ling
with right [Bb]now is corporate
Georgi[C]a's finest
[G]Move, get out the [F]way
Dirty
[G]South repres[C]entin' all day
If you're gonna spend
[F]more than you make
Baby, just [G]send a
Blake [C]check my way
[F]I s[G]aid, move, step off the p[Dm]orch
Five [G]mics and a [C]knife and a [F]sword
[G]See, mama didn't [F]raise no quitter I'm
[G]just living [C]in a van down by the river
[G]Na, [Dm]na, na, na, [G]na, [C]na, na, na
[F]Na, [G]na,[C] na, na,[G] na, na,[C] na
[F]I'm on some [G]two thumbs up,
[F]even a roper
[G]Smoke so [C]thick like
Cheech at the toaster
[G]Heats in the holster, [F]heats on the poster
[G]Reach for the [C]poachers,
drink with no [F]coasters
[G]You sit sulkin' in [Dm]a
Kevlar vest
Sweat[G]in' bullets [C]over the paternity [F]test
[G]Mari
Povich [F]constantly closes
[G]Out of pro[C]portion, out of my
Porsches
[G]I bring the forces, f[F]reakin' gorgeous
Eatin' [G]gore, but it's [C]im ported,
freakin' imported
[F]Heats, [G]it can destroy ya,
I [F]think I'll abort ya
Prob[G]ably best to [C]feed this,
let me keep thinkin' for [F]ya
[G]It's the ego the [Dm]wo men despise I kn[G]ew
this [C]hubris would be my de[F]mise
[G]Steady marching on a [F]humbler pie
But [G]still too [C]proud to admit
you [Bb]were right[C]
[F]Je sus, [Bb]give me [C]the strength of a man
[G]Moves, get out the [F]way
Dirty
[G]South repres[C]enting all day
If [G]you're gonna spend
more than you [F]make
Baby, just [G]send a
Blake [C]check my [F]way[G]
[Dm][G][C][F][G][C][G][C]
like
[F]Louis
[G]Armstrong, play that tru[F]mpet I'll hit[G] that bum[C]p,
edit [F]button or somethin'
[G]no man is [F]an island dog but [G]I'm king of
the [C]one I'm residing on
Ooooooooh, ooooh, [F]ooooo[Gm]h,
oooooh, oooo[C]h
[G]Move, get out the way
[F]Dirty [G]south repres[C]entin' all day
[Bb]If y[C]ou're gonna spend
[G]more than you [F]make
Baby, just [G]send a blake [C]check my way
[F]I said m[G]ove, step off the p[Dm]orch
Five [G]mics and a [C]knife and a sauce
[G]See, mama didn't [F]raise no quitter
I'm [G]just livin' [C]in a van down by the river
[G]Na, [Dm]na, na, na, [G]na, [C]na, na
[F]Na, [G]na, na, na, na, na
All the fellas in capri pants