Divorce Me C.O.D. Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[F]I j[F#dim]ust bough[C]t[A][D][G][C]
me a great long ticket
I'm gonna [D]use it at 4 p .m. so
[G]you can call your secret love
and [C]break the news to [G]him.
You [C]thought your little romance
was [D]on the strict QT
but if you [F]want your [F#dim]freedom
[C]PDQ [A]divorce [D]me COD[G]
[C]I w[F]on'[C]t be arou[F]nd to see you cry,[C]
I'm Texas [D]bound and by and [G]by,
you can [C]reach me [G]down in Aus[C]tin,
[D]General Delivery, oh if you [F]want your [F#dim]freedom,
[C]P .D .[A]Q., divorc[D]e me,
[G]C .O .[Am]D.[C][D][G]
[C][A][Dm][G][C][F][C][D][F][D][F#dim][C][G][A]
[D][G][C]
There's gonna come a day,
when [D]you'll be feelin' blue
And you'll [G]find that you
can't pay your bills
With a [C]little old [A]I .[C]O .U.
[G]That dynam[C]ite you're messing with
[D]could be TNT
And if you [F]want your [F#dim]freedom, [C]P .D .[A]Q.
Di[D]vorce me, [G]C .O .D.
[C]No need to fal[F]l down on your kne[C]es
Cause I know [D]all my A .B .C [G].s
I [C]ain't no college professor
[G]I d[C]on't h[D]ave a Ph .D.
But if you [F]want your [F#dim]freedom,
[C]PDQ, [A]divor[D]ce me, C .[G]R .D.[C]
If you [F]want your [F#dim]freedom,
[C]PDQ, [A]divor[D]ce me, C .[G]R .D.[C]
[F]Yeah! [F#dim]Yeah! Yea[C]h![A][D][C]