Dog Eat Dog chords and lyrics - WEIRD AL YANKOVIC

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[Intro 1]
[D][C][Am][D][C][Am]
[D]
Found [C]a job in a great big

[Verse 1]
[Am]
office
[A]And I r[D]eal[C]ly love this plac[Am]e
I got [D]my, my very own
[C]Scotch tape dis[Am]penser
And [D]I got a[C] private parking s[Am]pace, ha

[Verse 2]
And [A]I, I got a coffee mug
[D]with [G]my name right on it
[A]In big[D] bold let[C]ters so [D]everyone
knows [A]it's mine
Don't [D]even touch it, 'cause,
'cause it doesn't belong [C]to [G]you
I'm watching [D]you, so [A]don't get funny

[Verse 3]
[D]I'm climbing up [G],
up [C]the corporate [A]ladder
[D]Watch out[G], it's dog[C] eat dog[A]
[D]Nose against the[G] grindstone,
it [C]feels all [A]right
[D]Watch out[G], well, it's dog[C] eat dog[A],

[Interlude 1]
here we go
[D][C][Am][D][C][Am]

[Verse 4]
[D]I love to [C]watch my boss get ang[Am]ry
[A]So [D]I can count t[C]he veins in his n[Am]eck,
[D]ha
Every [C]day is like [Am]a picnic[D]
Every Fri[C]day, get [Am]a check
[A]Wel[D]l, do I

[Verse 5]
[A]smell jelly don[C]ut
[D]s? [G]This is my [C]lucky [G]day
I'll [A]have some [D]coffee [C]with [D]a
carcinogenic sweetener
[A]Hold on a m[D]inute,
just one more jelly [G]donut
They'll never miss [A]it, no,
they'll never miss it

[Verse 6]
[D]I, I'm climbing [G]up ,
up [C]the corporate [A]ladder[D]
Watch [G]out, well, it's [C]dog eat [A]dog
[D]Nose against the[G] grindstone,
it [C]feels all [A]right
[D]Watch out, h[G]ey,
well, it's [C]dog eat [A]dog

[Verse 7]
[Bm]Sometimes I can't believe this
is all really happening
Sometimes I can[D]'t [Bm]believe that I'm
really sitting here
Sometimes I tell myself,
[A]thi[Bm]s is not my beautiful stapler
Sometimes I tell [C]myself,
[D]thi[Bm]s is not my beautiful chair[D][C]

[Verse 8]
[D]No- dud[Am]di- o d- du-[A] du- oh-[D] ya,[C]
[Am]ha, ha

[Verse 9]
[D]Nobody's sur[C]e what I do [Am]here
And, [A]ah, [D]that's just fin[C]e with me[Am][D]
Five o'c[C]lock is here [Am]much
too [A]soon now
[D]'Cause I just [C]never wanna leave
[Am][A]

[Verse 10]
I can bend paper clips [C]into [D]the
shapes of small animals
[G]May[A]be I could get on[C],[D]
on [A]David Letter[D]man
I think I made a big [G]mis[C]take[G]
Where's my liquid pa[D]per,
[A]where's my liquid paper

[Verse 11]
[D]I, I'm climbing up[G],
way [C]up the corporate [A]ladder now
[D]Watch out[G], well, it's dog[C] eat dog[A]
[D]Nose against the[G] grindstone,
it [C]feels all [A]right[D]
Better be care[G]ful now, it's [C]dog eat [A]dog
[D]Watch me [G]work, hey[C], hey, stand bac[A]k now
[D]Look out, mam[G]a, it's dog[C] eat dog[A]
[D]Nose against the[G] grindstone,
[C]it fee[A]ls real goo[D]d
[G]Hey[C],

[Verse 12]
dog eat [A]dog, here we [D]go (doggy doggy [G]dog [C]dog,
it's dog [A]eat dog)
I said [D]pang- [G]ang, dog[C] eat dog[A] (woof woof,
[D]hey[G] hey[C], dog eat dog)
[A]I s[D]aid, ([G]sou[C]nd), dog eat dog (he[A]re w[D]e go,
ha, [C]dog eat dog)
La la ha [A]he, [D]dog[G] ea[C]t dog, l[A]a la ha he,[D]
[G]dog[C] eat dog (r[A]uff [D]ruf[G]f, dog eat d[C]og, dog [A]eat dog)