Don't Be A Jerk (It's Christmas) Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]Ahoy everybody,
SpongeBob here
Christmas means present
[Em]s and [G]mistletoe
[Em]shar[G]ing and caring
So during this most festive season
[Em]please, [G]don't be a jer[Em]k

[Verse 2]
Bring [G]joy to the world,
it's the thing to [Em]do
But the [G]world does not
revolve around you
Don't [Abdim]be a jerk[Am][Dsus4][G][Em]
[G]It's Christmas

[Verse 3]
[Daug]There's a sign abo[G]ve the line that says,
"Express"
[Em]That means[G] ten items or less
Don't [E]be [Am]a jer[C]k[D]
(don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
[G]

[Verse 4]
Be nice to [C]babies and animals,
[Cm]old folks too
'Cause [G]that's how you'd
like them to treat [Em]you
Use turn sig[Ebaug]nals,
don't [G]screen my call[C#dim]s
Don't you [Am]wreck the house when
you [D]deck the [Daug]halls

[Verse 5]
Spit your [G]gum where it [Bm]won't
[D]wind [G]up on my shoe
[Em]Sque[G]eze toothpaste from
the bottom of the tube
[E]Don't be [Am]a jer[D]k (don't be
a jerk)
[G]It's Christmas
[Daug]It's Christmas

[Interlude 1]
[G][Em][G][Bm]
[G][Abdim][Am][C][D][C][D][G]

[Verse 6]
When [C]others are talking never [Cm]interrupt
Don't put [G]people down or leave
the toilet seat [Em]up
It's the time for [Ebaug]family and
[G]holly and [A]tur[C#dim]key
[Am]'Tis the season to [Dsus4]be jolly not
[Eb]jerky [Ebsus4](jolly not jerky)

[Verse 7]
Don't [Ab]dig in the c[Cm]ereal box
for [Ab]goodness [Fm]sakes
[Eb]Take the [Ab]prize and leave me
[Cm]nothing but [Ab]flakes
[Db]Don't [Aaug]be a jer[F]k[Bbm]
(don't be [Eb]a jerk)
It's Christmas
[Ab]

[Verse 8]
[Fm]
[Ab]Santa brought nearly [Cm]every
gift [Ab]on yo[Fm]ur list
[Ab]Why whine about the [Cm]one
that he [Ab]missed?
Don't [F]be a jerk [Bbm](don't be
[Eb]a jerk)
[Ab]It's Christmas

[Verse 9]
It's [F]Christmas

[Verse 10]
Don't be a [Bbm]jerk (don't be a[Eb] jerk)
It's [Ab]Christmas[F]
Don't be a jerk (don't be
[Bbm]a jerk[Eb])
[Ab]It's Christmas
[F]