Don't Do Anything Fancy Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]Are [C]we are the [F]pirates
You don't do [Bb]anything
We just [F]stay it off and lie [C]around
And if you [F]ask us to do [Bb5]anything
We'll [F]just tell you
[C]We don't do [F]anything
But I've never been to Britain
And i've [Bb5]never been to [F]Tiananmen
And I've never buried the treasures
Of St. [C]Louis or St. Paul
And I've [F]never been to Moscow
And i've [Bb5]never been to [F]JFK
And I've never been to
[C]Bo ston in the [F]fall
Cause we're the [F#]pirates,
we don't do [Cb]anything
We just [Gb]stay at home, and lie [Db]around
And if you [Gb]ask us to do [Cb]anything
We'll just [Gb]tell you, we don't do anything
And I never hoisted the mainstay
And [Cb]I never swam to protect
[Gb]And I never appeared in Star Wars
Cause I [Db]never sail at all
And I never [Gb]watched a gangplank
And [Cb]I never owned a [Ab]ferret
And I've [Cb]never been to
[Db]Boston in the [F#]fall
[B]Cause [F#]we'r[B]e the pira[G]tes
who don't do [C]anything
We just [G]stay at home and lie [D]around
And if you [G]ask us to do [C]anything
We'll just [G]tell you
WE [C]DON'T DO [G]ANYTHING!
I've never plucked a rooster
an[C]d I'm not too good at p[G]ing pong
And I've never thrown
my mashed potatoes
[D]up again[A]st the [D]wall
An[G]d I've never kissed a chipmunk
and I've [C]never gotten head[G]less
And I've never been to [D]Bo ston in the [G]fall
Fire in Captain's Lug, [Em]2002.
Who [C]be this man, Reliant [G]King?
And why be they so full of
[D]contradictions?
[Em]We don't know what he did,
[C]but we're down with Captai[G]n Kidd.
We don't wake up before lunch,
[D]but we all hate Captain Crunch.
[Em]We don't smoke, we don't[C] chew,
we watch Captain Kangaroo!
[G]And I've never licked a spark plug,
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
And I've [C]never painted daisies
on a [A]big red rubber ball
[C#]An d[A] I've ne[G]ver bathed in yogurt,
and I [A]don't look good in leggings
And I've [C]never been [D]buffed
in [G]in the [C]fall[G]
[Ab]Ladies and gentlemen,
let's give them a big hand!
You're the progress,
you don't do [Db]anything
We just [Ab]stay at home and [Eb]lie around
And if you [Ab]ask u[Db]s to[Ab] do anyt[Db]hing
We'll just [Ab]tell you,
[Eb]we don't do anyt[Ab]hing
We're the pirates
who don't do [Db]anything
[Ab]We just stay at home and lie a[Eb]round
[Ab]And [Eb]if you as[Ab]k us to do an[Db]ything
[Ddim]We'll just tell yo[Eb]u, we do[Eb]n't do a[Ab]nything