Don't Marry Her Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[C][G][F][G][F][C][Am][G]
[C][G][F][G][F][C][D][G]

[Verse 1]
[C]Think of you with [G]pipe and slippers
[F]Think of her [G]in bed
[F]Laying there just [C]watching telly
Then [D]think of me instead
[G]I'll

[Verse 2]
[C]never grow so [G]old and flabby
[F]That could never [G]be
[F]Don't marry [G]her, fuck [C]me

[Verse 3]
And your [C]love light shines
like card[G]board
But your [F]work shoes [G]are glistening
[F]She's a PhD in "I [C]told you so"
You've a [D]knighthood in "I'm
[G]not listening"

[Verse 4]
She'll [C]grab your sweaty
[G]bollocks
[F]Then slowly raise [G]her knee
[F]Don't marry [G]her, fuck [C]me

[Verse 5]
When the [C]Sunday sun shines down
on San [F]Francisco [C]Bay
[F]And you know that you can't
have it [C]anyway
You gotta wash the car
Take the [F]kiddies to the [C]park
[F]Don't marry [G]her, fuck [C]me

[Verse 6]
Those [C]lovely Sunday morn[G]ings
With [F]breakfast brought [G]in bed
Those [F]blackbirds look like
[C]knitting needles
[D]Trying to peck [G]your head

[Verse 7]
Those [C]birds will peck [G]your soul out
And [F]throw [Am]away [G]the key
[F]Don't marry [G]her, fuck [C]me

[Verse 8]
And the [C]kitchen's always [G]tidy
And [F]the bathroom's always [G]clean
She's a [F]diploma in "just
[C]hiding things"
You've a [D]first in "low esteem"
[G]When your

[Verse 9]
[C]socks smell of an[G]gels
But your [F]life smells [G]of Brie
[F]Don't marry [G]her, fuck [C]me

[Verse 10]
And the [C]Sunday sun shines down
on San [F]Francisco [C]bay
And you [F]realize you can't
make it [C]anyway
You have to wash the car
Take the [F]kiddies to the [C]park
[F]Don't marry [G]her, fuck [C]me

[Interlude 1]
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[F][G][C]

[Verse 11]
And the [C]Sunday sun shines down
on San [F]Francisco [C]bay
And you [F]realize you can't make it anyway
[C]You have to wash the car
Take the [F]kiddies to the [C]park
[F]Don't marry [G]her, fuck [C]me