Doormat Theory Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[C]
Share the newspaper, [G]share [C]the shower,
use the same kitchen, [G]take [C]care of the flowers.
Share a bat, [G]have a look at [C]the garbage,
the freezer, the
TV, [G]the car and [C]the garage.
Sometimes it's better to live door next door,
then you [G]can close, close the door.
[C]I just wann[G]a have my o[C]wn doormat,
I don't wan[G]na be anyone's [C]doormat.[G][Am][F][C][G]
[Am][F][C][G][Am][F][C][G][Am]
[C]I write a book about love a[F]nd hate,
[C]questions and answer[G]s, the doormat the[F]ory.
[C]25 chapter[G]s, the
[Am]Dormat
[G]The[C]ory
600 [G]pages, the
Dormat
The[C]ory
Dorm,
[G]Dorm,
Dormat
[C]Theory
Dorm,
[G]Dorm,
Dormat
The[F]ory[C][Am][C][G][Am]
[C][Am][F][C][G][Am]
[C]Hey
Mrs.
Riot
Hey
Mr.
Riot
I have [G]my own, my own doormat.
[F]And [C]I have my own doormat [G]too.
So [C]we have two doormats
and [F]that is for sure.
[C]Door, doo[G]r, doo[C]rmat the[G]ory.
[C]Door, [G]door,
doormat [F]theory.[C][G][Am][F][C][G]
[F]
[C]Share the newspaper[G],
[C]sha[Am]re the shower.
[F]Use[C] the same kit[G]chen,
[C]take [F]care of the [G]flowers.
[F]Share [C]a bed[G], hav[C]e a loo[Am]k at the garbage
[F]The [C]freezer, the
[G]TV, the [Am]car and the [G]garage
[C]Sometimes it's [G]better to
[Am]live door next [F]door
[C]Then you can [G]close, [C]clo[F]se the door[C]
I just wanna [Am]have my own [C]doormat
[F]I d[C]on't wanna be anyo[F]ne'[Am]s door[C]mat
I just [G]wanna [Am]have my own doormat
[C]I don't wanna be a[Am]nyone's d[F]oormat
you