Dum Surfer Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D][Bb][D][G]
[B][G][Eb][F#][B][G][Gm][Em]
[D][Gm][Bb][D][Gm]
[B][G][Gm][Bb][B]

[Verse 1]
Dumb [G]surfer is [Em]giving me his [D]cash
Won a bet for fifty and [Eb]now I need a[D] slash
Man this band that's playing,
is [Gm]playing [Bb]fucking trash
[B]Skunk and onion gra[G]vy,
[Em]as my brain's potato m[B]ash

[Verse 2]
He came across [G]the back
[D]of a bureau[Em]cratic stash
[D]Shot the lot for credit and
[Gm]never [Bb]got it b[D]ack
He's mashed, I'm mashed,
we're [Gm]mashed
[Bb]That cat got s[D]lashed in ha[F#m]lf like th[D]at[B]

[Verse 3]
As venus completes [D]orbit,
[Em]I'm feeling slightly mashe[D]d
The stir fry didn't absorb it,
I [Gm]need an[Eb]other [D]slash
She spoke in English,
it was [Eb]low lit where w[B]e sat
Remembering [G]her face [Em]but
that's the end of [Bm]that

[Verse 4]
I'm a step from mad[G]ness [Em]as
I puke on pavement [D]slabs
Got a bit embarrassed,
need to [Eb]get back to the [D]lab
In the depths of traffic,
I was [Eb]feeling like [B]we crashed
With a girl from [Bm]Slovak
[Em]in a European ca[Bm]b

[Verse 5]
From a set of [Abdim]habit s,
[E]I c[Em]an see m[D]omentums mashed
If we were commuting,
this [Eb]train would fucking [D]crash
Now my brain's diluting with
[G]blame and [Eb]guilt and [B]hash
Getting lashed,
getting [G]lashed [Em]by all of the gods
[Bm]

[Verse 6]
[G]By [Em]all of the gods, by[D] all of the [G]gods[Eb][D]

[Interlude 1]
[D][Gm][B][G][Em][Bm]
[G][D]
[Edim][Em][D][Eb][D]
[Eb][B][D][Em][Bm][D]
[Eb][D]
[Eb][Em][B][Bm][Em][D]
As my [F#m]brain's [D]dilut

[Verse 7]
[F#m]ing,
I suf[F#]fer from whip[D]lash
[F#m]This girl's now screaming,
[D]I think we've gone and cra[F#m]shed
The driver's speaking and
[D]the car is [Bm]still in[F#m]tact
It was only minor,
well [F#]that's the [B]end of that

[Verse 8]
[G]Girl, [Em]that's the end
[D]of that as [Eb]I know
[D]Girl, some things [Bm]you [D]don't[Eb][B][Bm]
[D][Bm][B][Bm]
[G][Em][D][Eb][D]
[Eb]know[B][G][Em][Bm]
[F#m]Dumb surfer,

[Verse 9]
[G]
[Em]don'[D]t suffer[Eb][Gm][D]
Dumb [Eb]surfer, [F#]don't[B][G][Bm]
suffer
[D]Dum[Em]b sur[D]fer,
[Eb]don'[D]t suffer
Dumb [Bb]surfer, [B]don't suffer
[D]Ay, [Bm]some[G] things
won't [D]change for a while
[D]Keep me, keep me as the villain

[Outro 1]
But my prayer, you don't own
[D]