Everybody Gets High Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[B]

[Verse 1]
[B]Once upon a time in a land far away
There lived a little boy and
he drank all day
Friends called him stupid and his
brothers called him gay
Emptied all the bottles 'til

[Verse 2]
the pain went away
[B]Whiskey was his friend,
he didn't have another
Vicodin his vice,
his real and only lover (yup)
Smoked a pack or two,
it never was a problem
Popped a pill or two,
they really made him blossom

[Verse 3]
(Yup)
[B]Take a sip, take a sip, take [C]a sip[B]
And a trip, and a trip, and a trip
And I'm like, when you bitch, when you bitch,
when [C]you bitch[B]

[Verse 4]
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit
[B]Once upon a time in a land far away
There lived a little boy and
he cried all day
Playboy bunny magazines
would never get him laid
He downed another bottle 'til

[Verse 5]
the pain went away
[B]Whiskey was his friend,
he didn't have another
Vicodin his vice,
his real and only lover (yup)
Smoked a pack or two,
it never was a problem
Popped a pill or two,
they really made him blossom

[Verse 6]
(Yup)
[B]Take a sip, take a sip, take [C]a sip[B][C]
[B]And a trip, and a trip, and a trip
And I'm like, when you bitch,
when you bitch, when [C]you bitch
[B]Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit

[Verse 7]
[B]
Take a sip, take a sip, take [C]a sip
[B]And a trip, and a trip, and a trip
And I'm like, when you bitch, when you bitch,
when [C]you bitch[B]

[Verse 8]
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit
[B]
Everybody gets high, why the
hell can't I?
Everybody gets high,
why the hell can't I?
Everybody gets high, why the
hell can't I?
Everybody gets high,
why the hell can't I?

[Verse 9]
Take a sip, take a sip, take [B]a sip[C][B]
And a trip, and a trip, and a trip
And I'm like, when you bitch, when you bitch,
when [C]you bitch[B]
Counterfeit hypocrite holy [C]shit[B]

[Verse 10]
Everybody gets [B]high, why the
hell can't I?
Everybody gets high,
why the hell can't I?
Everybody gets high, why the
hell can't I?
Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I?