Everyday's Forecast Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[Em]
[G][Em]
[G][Em][F#m]
[Em]

[Verse 1]
You think you [Em]know,
but you have no idea
[G]This is the diary of a raging onoma
[Em]topoeia
[Bm][Em][Bm]

[Verse 2]
Now [G]here's an[Em]other broken link for anyone
who thinks my life's togeth[G]er
I rock a raincoat despite the
pleasant [Em]weather
God's [F#m]placed a permanent dark
cloud above my [Em]head
But [G]he was [Em]nice enough to
loan me a holy umbrella
Well thank ya fella,
how considerate
I'm the illegitim[G]ate son of
accident-prone degenerates
de[Em]generates
Today's forecast [F#m]partly cloudy
with a [Em]good chance of rain
So I wear my sarcasm badge proudly and
Flash a devilish grin
That'll make the most mascu[G]line
Men skeptical of his ex[Em]istence
[F#m]And when the rain begins,
I'll take a seat to re[Em]tire and admire the spectacle
from a distance
For instance, there was this cat the other
[Bm]day shootin [G]me ice grills
But when I looked,
he'd look the other [Em]way
Now any [D]other day
I wouldn't let this type of shit [C]bother me
Today [Em]it was enough to make my
lucky charms soggy
So finally I [G]stepped to him
[Em]Kindly disrespected him
Looked him dead in the eyes and ana
[G]lyzed how it af[Em]fected him
He broke [D]down in tears talkin bout how God
neglected [Em]him [D]Hook[Em].

[Verse 3]
Make this rain go [G]away
Things would be much [A]better
[C]I swear, I swear
If the [Em]sun would come [G]out today
Life would be more [A]worthwhile,
[C]worthwhile, worthwhile
[Am]And all it t[G]ook was a

[Verse 4]
[Em]sewing needle
to deflate my swollen ego
[G]Then pop pop went my God Com[Em]plex
I never [F#m]thought 19 yrs after my first breath I'd be in [Em]art school
surrounded by corny fucks debating who's more depressed
I'm 22 now, and still can't
deal with what's real
But I'll be damned if I [G]give up
and settle for pill[Em]s
Shit, my Daddy taught [F#m]me better
Mommy taught me how to crack [Em]40's and jack
6 packs in oversized sweaters
Over time went the changes
So I'm in the rain waiting
For the flood gates to [G]open
Impersonating my [Em]favorite VH1 Behind
the [F#m]Music tragedy
Catastrophe never [Em]tasted
so acidic before
I'm PH balanced
For the floor but strong
enough to stay afloat
And doggy paddle long enough to
catch that [G]life preserver [Em]rope
And [D]then I'll be on a parallel ladder laughin like, [Em]"Damn,
my man for the love of Pete what happened"

[Verse 5]
And [Em]finally I'll [G]step to you
[Em]Kindly dis[Bm]respect you
Look you [Em]dead in the eye[G]s and analyze
how it ef[Em]fects you
Watch you [D]break down in tears talkin about
how God [G]neglected [D]you [Em]Hook.

[Verse 6]
Make this rain [G]go away
Things would be much [A]better
[C]I swear, I swear
If the [Em]sun would come [G]out today
Life would be more [A]worthwhile,
[C]worthwhile, [Am]worthwhile
[G]Yo, you ever

[Verse 7]
watch a whole day wash [Em]away like your
[Bm]very last [G]match that got wet the second you struck it
[Em]Well go ahead relieve your stres[D]s,
kick that bucket all you [Em]want,
A cigarette that never
mattered's all you stuck with

[Verse 8]
You ever [Em]watch a whole [G]day wash [Em]away like your very
last match that got [D]wet the second you [G]struck it
[Em]Well go ahead relieve your stress,
kick [D]bucket all you want,
A cigarette [Em]that never

[Verse 9]
mattered's all you stuck with
[Em]Make this rain [G]go away
Things would be much [A]better
[C]I swear, I swear
If the [Em]sun would come [G]out today
Life would be more [A]worthwhile,
[G]wor[C]thwhile, wor[Am]thwhile

[Verse 10]
Yo, you ever [Em]watch a whole day wash away like your very
last [G]match that got wet the second you struck it
Well go [A]ahead relieve your stress,
kick bucket all you want,
A cigar[C]ette that never
mattered's all you stuck with

[Verse 11]
Yo, you ever [Em]watch a whole day wash away like your [G]very
last match that got wet the second you struck it
Well go [A]ahead relieve your stress,
kick bucket all you want,
A cigar[C]ette that never
mattered's all you stuck with