Everything comes down to poo Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]Hey Miss Miller
We just [G]need [A]a stool [D]sample
[Bm]Why do you need a stool sample
if you think I'm just [E]a nut?
[F#]Cause the answer's [C#]not
in your head my dear
it's in your [Gb]butt
you [Dbm]see
[Cb]everything comes down to poo
from [Ab]the top of your head
to the sole of [Db]your [Gb]shoe
we can [Cb]figure [Gb]out what's
[Cb]wrong with [Ab]you b[Db]y
lookin' at your [F#]poo, Turk!
Do [Gbm]you ha[Cb]ve a [E]hemorrhoid
or [Ebm]is it rec[Ab]tal cancer?[Db]
When you flush [Gb]your dookie down you
[Ab]flush away the answer
It [Db]doesn[Cb]'t r[Db]eally matter
if it's hard [Cb]or if[Db] it's loose
we'll [Gb]fig [E]ure out what's a[Gb]iling you
as long [Ab]as it's a de[Gb]uce! Yes!
[Cb]Everything comes down to poo (everything comes
down [Gb]to po[B]o)
Cardiovascular and lymphatic
yes [C#m]the nervous system [F#]too!
[C#m]All across the na[F#]tion
[B]we trust [G#]in de[C#]fecation
everything comes down to [F#]poo
[Gbm]If you wan[Cb]t to kno[E]w what's wrong
don't [Ebm]sit and ac[Ab]t so coo[Db]l
just [Ab]be a [Db]man, and e[Gb]at some bran
and drop the kids off [Eb]at t[Ab]he pool
My stomach hurts!
Check the poo
I sprained [Db]my ankle
check the poo
[Ab]I was shot!
check the poo
A [Db]homeless guy threw poo in my eye!
Check the [Ab]poo[Db]
[Ab]mine or his?
First him, then [E]you![Dbm]
[F#]It m[C#m]ay sound gro[F#]ss
[E]you [C#m]may say "shush[F#]!"
but [F#m]we nee[A]d to see[G] what
[A]comes out of your tush!
Be[Aaug]cause,
[D]everything comes [A]down to [D]poo[A]
[D]whether it's a tumor
[Em]or a touch of the [A]flu
please [G]won't you [A]pinch
us off a [D]big fat clue
our [C]number [Em]one t[A]est is your [Bm]number t[B]wo
[Em]If there's no breeze light
a match please
[G]everything comes [A]down [Em]to
[D]doo- doo doo- doo
[G]doo- doo doo- doo
everything comes down to [D]poo!
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