Evil Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Am]Woke up with an attitude today
Not in the mood to play (nah)
Might start [E]a feud with Dre [Am](yeah)
And ask him to shoot the fade
(what you wanna do?)
All I do is spray,
spew the hate while I fuel the flames
Who to blame for my screwed- up [E]brain?
You [Am]could say, in the booth,
I'm A- human A- to- the- K (aw)
Hailie, look at them two little
beautiful (yeah)
Pewter gray poodles,
how cute are they? (The fuck?)
Well, looks like them pooches are screwed
today (I'm)
Stuck [F]in my [Am]ruthless ways (yep), and [F]I
re[Am]fuse to change (yep)
Nothin' to lose or gain (nope), guess
I just choose to stay

[Verse 2]
[Am]Evil (yeah), I'm so evil
Rotten to the core,
a fuckin' twisted cerebral
I'm so evil, so evil
It's obvious that I am not
like other people
'Cause I'm evil, I'm so [F]evil
Rotten to the [Am]core,
a fuckin' twisted [E]cereb[Am]ral
I'm so evil, so evil
It's obvious that I am not like other

[Verse 3]
people (yeah)
[Am]My medicine cabinet's big
enough to fit a cab in it
Tablets, I split like half of [E]this capsule,
it's [Am]travelin' like a javelin
Through my abdomen,
my stomach's unravelin'
Might end up havin' Slim say some shit [E]you
feel fucked up [Am]for laughin' at, yeah
And I'm phenomenal at it (what?), and
that's [F]problematic (what?)
But if [Am]y'all [E]fanatics (huh?), maybe
[Am]I'm your habit (yeah)
And I got all the dope (what?) too,
send me [F]all them addicts (get 'em all)
And watch me [Am]shoot 'em up (pew- pew) like
[E]semi- [Am]automatics (come on)
Slim snaps like a chin- [F]strap
Had my share of [Am]lows, yeah,
now I'm [E]the ex[Am]act (what?)
Opposite, just like a prostitute when she's
gettin' [F]smacked (now)
[Am]Pimp slaps, only way I'm hittin' my bottom,
bitch (yeah, take 'em back)
I was five when they tried [Am]to
say I stuck a live grenade
Up inside of a microwave,
I behave like a child, ayy
Even when stakes are high as the
price [Am]of an angus, I filet
By the way, I think I just gave
Skylar Gray Hepatitis A (ew)
But when it's sink- or- swim, I [Am]just say,
"It's not me, it's him" (sorry)
There's a demon who's deep within
All I need is MD, or weed, or Henny, or Jim Beam,
[Am]or Remy, or Seagram's Gin
Just to get underneath your skin,
I would like you to meet my twin

[Verse 4]
[Am]Evil, I'm so [F]evil
Rotten to the core,
a fuckin' [Am]twisted [E]cereb[Am]ral
I'm so evil, so evil
It's obvious that I am not
like other people
'Cause I'm evil, I'm so [F]evil
Rotten to the [Am]core,
a fuckin' twisted [E]cereb[Am]ral
I'm so evil, so evil
It's obvious that I am not like other people (look it up,
yeah)
[F]Holy shit, [Am]Cait' Jenner

[Verse 5]
just flipped (yo)
Told me knock this shit off and [F]quit,
and get off [Am]her dick (damn)
And I've had a bad day,
[F]I just sla[E]pped Dre
[Am]Do not tell me what I can't sa[F]y (w[E]hy?), that's
gay (what's wrong with [Am]that?)
And not the good kind of [E]gay
[Am]either (what?)
Where two men fuck each other
and hate beaver (whoa)
What the fuck? Wait, we've es[F]tablished I'm [E]straight,
see, [Am]the (no)
Way they try to make me the [F]devil,
the athe[E]ist (oh)
[Am]Shit can get a lot worse, these are my first thoughts,
Johnnie Walker, this my third shot (yeah)
And I don't stop 'til the shots heard, pops for blocks,
got the Mossberg cocked (what?)
Couple choppers, two Glocks, a 2Pac shirt,
Dockers, and boxers dropped
Lookin' awkward as I walk into
Oxford (stop, the fuck?)
So much ammunition, I sweat lead
And just bought you a new bedspread
for your deathbed (haha)
And I just got it made like Special Ed said
Word to Redman, I'm a meth- head
Used to get fed pet meds by
my redneck stepdad
'Til I beat his ass to death with a
cassette deck (ah)
So much bloodshed that when he bled
from his head gash (yeah)
It's kinda like I'm a
bookworm (huh?)
'Cause I ain't stoppin' 'til
everything gets read
Call this sex ed with a splash of
necrophilia (what?)
'Cause when I say that I'm really the evilest, I'm fuckin' deadass (I'm fuckin' deadass,
haha)
Maybe what I need now more than
likely's a psych eval'
Mama, how do you like me now? (Huh?)
Are you proud of me yet,
Debbie? (Huh?) I done turned [F]my whole life around
[Am]But I think I'm just like you now
because I turned out [Am]so fuckin'

[Verse 6]
[Am]Evil, I'm so [F]evil
Rotten to the core,
a [Am]fuckin' twisted [E]cereb[Am]ral
I'm so evil, so evil
It's obvious that I am not
like other people
'Cause I'm evil, I'm so [F]evil
Rotten to the [Am]core,
a fuckin' [E]twisted cerebral
[Am]I'm so evil, so evil
It's obvious that I am not
[E]like oth[Am]er people