FAKE ID Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D]
[G][A][D][A][D]
[G][A][D][A][D]
[G][A][D][A][D]
[G][A][D][A][Bm]
[A]I tried get

[Verse 1]
[D]ting past the bouncer,
but I [G]couldn't get through
He [A]said [D]'hold it there mate,
well [A]this [Bb5]isn't [Bm]you'
'It's [D]not a fake ID,
it's [G]just not mine'
[D]'Well, I'm taking this off you son [A]identity theft,
that's [Bm]a cri[D]me'
So I'm standing on the [G]street,
got no one [A]else to meet
[D]I'm bored and I'm alo[A]ne so
[Bm]I start to walk [D]home
Regrettable de[G]cision and
slightly [A]blurred [D]vision
Turned down this [A]alley and this
[Bm]young man [D]grabbed me

[Verse 2]
He said "hand over [G]the money,
this ain't [D]funny
What's this,
are [A]you taking the piss?
Where's [D]your iPhone 6 I ain't
[G]stealing this [D]shit
[A]Come here, [Bm]bitch"[A]

[Verse 3]
[D]He said "hand over the mon[G]ey,
this [A]ain't funny
[D]What's this, are you[A] taking the piss?
[Bm]Where's your[D] iPhone 6 I
[G]ain't stealing this [D]shit
[A]Come here, [Bb5]bitch"[Bm]

[Verse 4]
[D]I start to reflect and thi[G]nk,
my heart [A]does [D]sink
My eyes too [A]swollen to [Bm]blink,
I [A]need an[D]other drink
But now I [G]can't afford be[A]cause [D]they just
ran away with [A]last week's [Bm]pay
[A]Tod[D]ay it weren't a good day[G],
barking from [A]the dogs
[D]Now I'm thinking I [A]just got [Bm]robbed
[A]How un[D]fair, I don't care,
it's a [G]rare situation
[A]Thi[D]s nation owes me
[A]a bit of [Bm]compensation

[Verse 5]
[D]He said "hand over the [G]money,
this [A]ain't funny[D]
What's this,
are you [A]taking the [Bm]piss?
[A]Where's [D]your iPhone 6 I ain't
[G]stealing this [A]shit[D]
[A]Come [Bbdim]here, bit[Bm]ch"

[Verse 6]
[D]He said "hand over the[G] money,
this ain't [A]funny[D]
What's this,
are [A]you taking the [Bm]piss?
Where's [D]your iPhone 6 I ain't
[G]stealing this [D]shit
[A]Come here, [Bm]bitch"

[Verse 7]
[D]Living out of JD bags,
[G]smoking broken [D]fags
Badman [A]slags, first time shags,
[D]tags on the wall
Tryna [G]act cool, re[D]member when [A]I got
[Em]kicked out [D]of [A]the classroom at [D]school
Hated [G]GCSES, was shit at [D]PE
Us against them, [A]just you and me
Now they've [D]got pig fat injected
[G]to their six [A]pack
[D]What's up with [A]that [Em]they
[D]look a [A]right [D]twat

[Verse 8]
What [G]up, get [A]up on [D]your [A]feet[Em][D]
[A]Put your braces to[D]gether and your
boot[A]s on y[G]our f[C#5]eet
[D]Give [G]me some [D]of that [A]old booze

[Verse 9]
[D]He said "hand over the[G] money,
this ain't [A]funny
[D]What's this,
are [A]you taking the [Bm]piss?
Where's [D]your iPhone 6 I
[G]ain't stealing this [A]shit[D]
[A]Come here, [Bm]bitch"

[Verse 10]
[D]He said "hand over the mon[G]ey,
this ain't [A]funny[D]
What's this,
are you [A]taking the piss?
Where's [D]your iPhone 6 I ain't
[G]stealing this [A]shit[D]
[A]Come here, [Bm]bitch"[A]

[Outro 1]
[D][G]
[A][D][A][Bm][D]
[G][A][D][A][Bm]