familus horribilus Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D][G]
[D][G]

[Verse 1]
[G]Kick, kick, kick, kick
Kicking at the gates like I'm an
urban guerrilla
And going for the victory like
the Thrilla in Manila
We're a [D]na tion [G]of shoplift
ers, we're druggies, petty crooks
It [D]seems to be our [G]style,
we haven't horsey looks

[Verse 2]
It'll be funky, it'll be [G]funky yeah,

[Verse 3]
it'll be funky
[G]Queenie's feeling meanie, we've
seen her get her cash taxed
Can't hear the jeers,
they fear she needs her ears waxed
[D]Chuckie's riding bar[G]eback
but only playing polo
It's [D]no go with [G]the missus and

[Verse 4]
now he's going solo
[D]Charlie's [G]lost his marlies, he
used to be a pillar
Before [D]he got [G]busted
and lusted for Camilla
[D]Squidgy getting fid[G]gety at home all alone
And [D]Gilbey, we know [G]he'll be
shortly answering the phone

[Verse 5]
[C]The [G]family, [Bm]the family,
[D]the fam[G]ily horribilus
[G]The family, [D]the family
[G]The

[Verse 6]
[D]suitors are all looters and they're
closing [C#]in on [Dm]Fergie
Their game was [D]fame but
now they've got the [C#]lurgy
The [D]family's expanding and
everyone's a [C#]stand- in
A [D]palace full of malice
as everyone is crammed in

[Verse 7]
As [Dm]Lizzie's getting [G]older,
over her shoulder there's a rival
[D]Dizzy Di is [G]busy sowing the
seeds of survival
[Dm]You want to [G]sow some seeds, well
get on your tractor
And get [D]Eddie out of [G]bed or he'll
never make an actor

[Verse 8]
It'll be [G]funky, it'll be funky yeah,
it'll be funky

[Verse 9]
[G]The royals are spreading like boils,
it does your head in
We have no choice,
we're invoiced for the weddings
It's like a soap, a Dallas or a Dynasty
We live in hope to put them

[Verse 10]
out their misery
[G]Fire the freaky family,
we're tired of the cheek
As you holiday your life away
our futures look bleak
As your castle's burning down you
want the people to pay for it
Ask us to defend you,

[Verse 11]
we've got nothing to say for it
[C]The [G]family, [Bm]the family,
[G]the fam[A]ily horribilus
[G]The family, the fam[D]ily[G]

[Verse 12]
[D]Kicking at the gates like we
think we're on the [C#]guest list
[Dm]We're told to [D]wait - too late,
we're getting restless
[Dm]The crowd is swell[D]ing
as they're smelling the thrill
There's [Dm]dancing in the [D]rubble
and there's trouble at the mill

[Verse 13]
There's [Dm]warning of the [G]storming,
news of the resistance
The peasants are revolting,
advancing from the distance
There's panic and there's anarchy
and breaking the rules
They're making fake money

[Verse 14]
and they're taking the jewels
[G]What will it be? Funky!
What will it be? Funky!
What will it be? Funky!

[Verse 15]
What will it be? Funky!
[G]All without a fuss,
the coup has been victorious
The banners wave,

[Verse 16]
proclaiming anus glorious
[G]What will it be? Funky!
What will it be? Funky!
What will it be? Funky!

[Verse 17]
What will it be? Funky!
[G]
It'll be funky, it'll be funky yeah

[Outro 1]
It'll be funky, it'll be funky yeah
[G]