Fat Friends Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[G]

[Verse 1]
Why do the best lookin' [G]girls
Have real ugly friends?
It seems like it always works like [D]that
You'll meet a queen,
the girl of your dreams
And she'll have a friend that's [G]really fat

[Verse 2]
But you decide to take [G]a chance
This could be a great romance if only
She could just get rid of [C]her
"She's my cousin from [C#dim]the east and
I [G]know that she's a [E]beast"
And [A]I don't think that t[D]his is gonna work
[G]

[Verse 3]
So you take them both out while
You try to figure out
"How can I dump the [D]pig?"
You've spent sixty bucks
But things are looking up
She just said she wants [G]to make it big

[Verse 4]
Now the [G]problem is this
Every time we hug and kiss
Her friend says, "I want to go [C]home!"
And we want her [C#dim]to
But we [G]don't know what to [E]do
And [A]that's why it's [D]time [A]for this [G]song

[Verse 5]
Why do the [G]best lookin' girls
Have real ugly friends?
It seems like it always works like [D]that
Oh, you'll meet a queen
[Am]The [D]girl of your dreams
And she'll have a friend that's really
[G]Really fat

[Verse 6]
Every [G]time you make your play
You'll find out there ain't no way
To make love to beauty and the [C]beast
Why do the best lookin' [C#dim]girls
Have these [G]real ugly [E]friends?
Does [A]this only [D]happen [G]to me?

[Verse 7]
Now I'm so [C]hot I [C#dim]could smother
'Cause they [G]both come
home to [E]mother
Does [A]this only [D]happen to [G]me?[D][G]