Fat Funny Friend Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
I break the [F]ice
So they don't see my [Am]size
And I have to be [F]nice
Or I'll be the [Am]next punch[C]line
[F]I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies
Who [Am]only exist to con[C]tinue the story
The [F]girl gets the guy
while I'm standing off-screen
So I'll [Am]wait for my cue

[Chorus 1]
to be comedic relief
[F]Can't be too loud
Can't be too busy
If [Am]I don't answer now,
are they [C]still gonna need me?
[F]Can't be too proud
Can't think I'm pretty
Do they [Am]keep me around,
so their [C]flaws just seem silly?

[Verse 2]
I say I'm o[F]kay
'Cause they wouldn't [Am]care any[C]way
And I could try to [F]explain
But my effort's in [Am]vain
They can't re[C]late
To how I've [F]drawn out in Sharpie
where I take the scissors
If [Am]that's what it took for me
to [C]look in the mirror
I've [F]done every diet to make me look thinner
So [Am]why do I still feel so [C]goddamn inferior?

[Chorus 2]
[F]Can't be too loud
And can't be too busy
If [Am]I don't answer now,
are they [C]still gonna need me?
[F]Can't be too proud
And can't think I'm pretty
Do they [Am]keep me around,
so their [C]flaws just seem silly?
Life of the [F]fat, funny, friend
Life of the [Am]fat, funny, [C]friend

[Bridge 1]
It's [F]funny when I think a guy likes me
And it's [Am]funny when I'm the one
who [C]says, "Let's go to eat"
It's [F]funny when I'm asked
to go out on Halloween
[Am]Dresses and thigh highs,
while [C]I hide my body
[F]Can't be too loud
Can't be too busy
If [C]I don't answer now,
are they [G]still gonna miss me?

[Chorus 3]
[F]Can't be too loud
And can't be too busy
If [Am]I don't answer now,
are they [C]still gonna need me?
[F]Can't be too proud
And can't think I'm pretty
Do they [Am]keep me around,
so their [C]flaws just seem silly?
Life of the [F]fat, funny, friend
Life of the [Am]fat, funny, [C]friend
Life of the [F]fat, funny, friend
Life of the [Am]fat, funny, [C]friend

[Outro 1]
I've [F]drawn out in Sharpie
where I take the scis[C]sors