Fat Girl Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]Well, fat girl's gone away,
Gone to commit suicide.
Yes, a fat girl's gone away,
Gone to commit suicide.
You can see her and her fat, punchy,
waddlin' husband
They're toddlin' down
by the canal
They're waddlin', they're toddlin',
they're shoddlin'
They're coddlin', shy, bise
Well, a fat girl's gonna wait
And nobody really cares
Yeah, how's the fat girl's
gunny ring?
Nobody really cares
They've given her body to the mortuary
To the abattoir, to the lavatory
They've given her body to you and me
To cut up in little pieces
And to throw to the bats
Fatty bone, fatty bone, green bone
Big corner, big tits
Big bum, big tits big bum, big tit,
big bum, big bum, big peen
Oh! Fat girl!
Fat bum, big tit, big bum, waddling bum,
big bum, big bum, big bum, bum
I'm not so fat, am I love?
I'm not so fat,
I just bought this little dress from CNA
Just fits me round the bum, lovely.
You're fat. I'm not!
You're fat. I'm not.
I'm slimming down, I'm doing me.
You're bloody fat.
Oh, fat girl!
Now the fat girl's gone away.
She's decided to take a holiday.
Yeah, as the fat girl has gone away
Decided to take a holiday
She's joining all her fatty pals
The fatty gals, the old fat men
The quarter to ten feet,
the big fat street
The big fat, big fat town
Well, how the fat girl,
she's gone away
And as I said before, nobody really cares
Well, our fat girl's gone away
And as I said before,
nobody really cares
They've given her body to the mortuary
To the lavatory
To the abattoir
To the olive tree
To anything that rhymes with me
Fatty puff, fatty bum, fatty puff
Big wing, big bum
Big is rude, big bum, big tie,
big heart, big die.
Oh, fat girl.
Fatty bum, fatty bum, big plum,
big round plum, big cream.
Hello. You've just got to
get your [D]weight down.
It's not good enough.
I can't take you out looking like that.
She and I don't,
it's not the right kind of place
They're for slim girls who wear ski pants
Little loops under the feet
Oh, fat [D]girl
Oh, [D]fat girl
Oh, fat girl
Oy.