Fatlady Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Dm]What do you look for in a woman?
Big breasts.
Big rump.
Fat thighs.
Big breasts.
Dr.
Dre likes big breasts.
Actually...
I'm not talking about chicken
barbecues and stuff.
No, no, no.
What do you look for?
Big breasts.
Let's talk about,
there's gotta be a certain...
Big breasts.
There's a certain intellectual level of stimulation
that one needs in a relationship, I'm sure.
So with that in mind,
what is it that you look for in a woman to truly excite you?
Big [Em]breasts[Dm]
[D][C]
[Dm][D]
[Dsus4][Dm]
She couldn't eat enough
to [Em]fill her fat belly
So she [Dm]started taking crack like
Diet
Tax
Now she know I'll be fat,
but I'll make you swag
[C]Then she [Dm]looked at me and said,
what you wanna do?
I said nothing with you,
cause your [D]body is poor
[Em]She said, [Dm]come on honey,
come on with me sonny
We can do this like bros and
you [D]won't need money
[C]I sai[Dm]d I wasn't with
her and I wasn't stee
Now the girl is on my job for etern[D]ity
[Em]She said, [C]I see money makes diet king
I [Dm]hear in the past you're the
[Em]king of all things
[Dm]Give me a chance to
show you what I'm doing
We can do the freaky thing
of making [Em]dreams come true
I'll [Dm]pass,
Big
Mama, but give me a call
Might take you to the dance at the
[D]Sardis
Ball
[Em]And [Dm]spend all your money
at the shopping mall
Then if you wanna get on,
it's like [D]that, 'all
[Dm]She was a big, fat lady
Fat lady, fat lady
[C]She was a big[Dm], fat lady
Fat [C]lady, [Dm]fat lady
[Dsus4]She was a big, [Dm]lady
[C]Fat[Dm] lady, fat lady
[Em]She [D]was a big,[Dm] lady
Fat [Am]lady, [Dm]fat lady
A big, [Em]a big
[C]Big, fat lady made me say, wow
And
Big[Dm]ger
Monk's momma was [Em]fat as a cow
Now the [Dm]way she walked and talked
and man was shiverin' in shame
And the chair that she was sittin'
in was [Em]ready to break
She [Dm]said, I'll rap a
G, you gotta be my luv
Then wobbled at the chair,
then [Em]gave me a hug
And said, [C]ooh wee baby,
I just about to squeeze
[Dm]When she let go, I just [Esus4]fell to my knees
Now [Dm]say in' to myself
that it was just unfair
Had me dyin' and chokin'
and screamin' for [C]air
She [Dm]said, I'm a pretty boy,
don't even try to lie
I'm big, fat, pretty,
even [D]black and I'm proud
And I'm [Dm]one female,
I don't take no mess
And know who I'm on each
side [Dsus4]just to be the b[Em]est
If you [Dm]wanna be my girl,
please give me some slack
And the first thing in the morning,
run around the track
That's right, girl, listen what I'm sayin'
You gotta get with it, with no delay[Em]in'
She [Dm]was on my tip like a fatal attraction
She said, I'll do it if
it pleases satisfac[Em]tion
She [Dm]started workin' out, dyin' and all
I said, when you slim and trim,
give the rapper to your [Em]call
[Dm]One year later,
she was lookin' greater
Couldn't wait to take her out,
I couldn't wait to [Em]date her
[Dm]I said, mister,
you remember me? said, yeah
You're the suckerpup,
they call the rapper
[Em]G
I said, don't [Dm]you even try it,
girl, I don't buy it
Think you're cool, pathetic,
cause you're on a grass [Em]di et
Just [Dm]because you're
skinny, you're acting all crappy
[Am]Body[Dm] is deaf, but your hair's still nappy
[Em]Try to g[Dm]et me back,
I wouldn't give me no plane
That's so right, baby,
I don't want you anyway
It's plain to see, it'll always be
To me and to everybody
You still a big fat lady