Female Dyslexic Chords

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[Verse 1]
[C]In [G]the[C] ea[G]rly[C] da[G]ys [C]it was easy,
I felt [G]like an intelligent [F]guy
From the kitchen to the bedroom,
I could [Em]tell by the look [Dm]in her eye
But a [C]couple of weeks later,
there's a [G]party going [F]down
She says I got some stuff to do,
but [Em]you just go and have f[Dm]un

[Verse 2]
Well, [C]I hit the town drinks flowing down,
gin and juice, [G]patrone, crystal and [F]rome
Mario gets another one, [Em]I said I got[Dm]ta run
[C]So, I'm getting home, no missed calls on my phone,
[G]opened the door with [F]a smile
Where the fuck have you been,
drinkin all that gin
Well [Em]you said go and have [Dm]fun

[Verse 3]
[C]What does she want?
I can't read [G]her![F]
What does she need? I dont understand...
[Em]I guess I'm fe m[Dm]ale dyslexic!
[C]What does she want?
I can't read [G]her[F]!
What does she need? I dont under[Em]stand...
I guess I'm [Dm]fe male dyslexic!

[Verse 4]
[C]How am I suppose to understand her,
every time she talks its like decrypted code
[F]When she's in this fucked up mode
She says "yes", she means "no",
[Em]I say "What?", she says "Y[Dm]ou should know!"
[C]Has it ever been a problem
understanding me?
[G]I say what's on my m[F]ind every time!
Am I suppose to be a shrink? [Em]Am
I suppose to [Dm]be a phsy[C]cic?

[Verse 5]
What does she want? I can't read [G]her!
[F]
What does she need? I dont
under[Em]stand...[Dm][C][G][F]
[Em]
I guess I'm [Dm]female dyslexic!
[C][Am][G][F]
[C][Am][G][F]
[C]What does she want?
I can't read [G]her![F]
What does she need? I dont
under[Em]stand...
I guess I'm [Dm]fe male dyslexic!

[Verse 6]
[C]What does she want? I
can't read her[G]![F]
What does she need? I dont under[Em]stand...
I guess I'm fe[Dm]male dyslex

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