Fig Leaf Bi-Carbonate Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Em]Well anyway
You may be saying about now
"How in the world is that old fella
eat all of that crazy stuff
And not get sick to his stomach?"
Haha, well, don't worry about that
You see, whenever I make a pig
of myself on the filet
Or the pudding or something
I mix up some herbs and
I come up with a dandy
glass of this
Bicarbonate of fig leaf
That'll set me free, I'll tell you
Ugh

[Verse 2]
Edible [Em]wrappers may be in grocery stores as
soon as months from now
You've heard of good to the last drop
Well your food could soon be good to the

[Interlude 1]
last bite
[Em][D][Em]
[D][Em][D][Em]

[Verse 3]
[Em]Wow! That was [D]loud![Em]

[Interlude 2]
Got to ya, huh?
[Em][D][Em]
[D][Em]
[D]
[Em]

[Verse 4]
Here's an [Em]interesting
note: artificial colors
Yellows or reds
Let's focus on the red
In addition to FD&C red number
40, the FDA has approved
Certain food coloring additives, some
are actually poison!
If you aren't sure of the additives or colorings in the products you've purchased,
leave [D]it [G]alo[Em]ne![Em]
Poison!
[D]Bad news!
[Em]That's right[D]![Em]
Thank you

[Verse 5]
Well, I think [Em]that about covers all
of the natural foods out here
Now then, I have to go take
my dessert here
I have to go
I'm conducting a cooking
class [Em]today
Good health to you [Em]all!
Uh, over [D]this [Em]way

[Interlude 3]
Look out!
[Em][D][Em]
[D]

[Verse 6]
[Em]Alright pops,

[Verse 7]
still feel like charging me for that meal?
One look at his feature- less face
One [D]look was enough to ensure his safety
[C#m]As years passed,
[Em]he became even more bit[C#m]ter and angry
Burning with vengeance
[D]against the world
Finally, amidst hidden scrolls,
he found what he'd been seeking
[Em]Then, clot[C#m]hed in a suit
of invulnerable armor
An[C#m]d possessing the worlds greatest secrets of science and [C#m]ma gic,
he returned [Em]to his homeland
And there he has remained
Scheming, dreaming, plan[C#m]ning
Plotting his mad campaign to conquer
the entire world
(I can't believe it!)
(Alright, don't make
a big deal about it)
I warn you Doom,
you've gone too far
(Yeah!)
That'll do it doom, get your machine