First Orgasm Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
It [G]is a Thursday
I get up early
It is [Em]a challenge
I'm [C]usually lazy

[Verse 2]
I make some [G]coffee
I eat some rice chex
And then [Em]I sit down
To [C]check [F]my inbox

[Verse 3]
I only read a word or [C]two
[Em]I stare across the street and see
[C]the churches and the blue

[Verse 4]
[F]The first orgasm of the [C]morning
Is [Em]cold and hard [G]as [C]hell
There [F]won't be any second [C]coming
As [Em]far a[Esus4]s I can [Em]tell[C]

[Verse 5]
I arch my [G]back cause
I'm very close now
It's very [Em]cold here
By the [C]window

[Verse 6]
There are [G]some school kids
Yelling and running
I barely [Em]notice
[G]That I am cum[C]ming

[Verse 7]
[F]The first orgasm of the [C]morning
Is [Em]like [G]a fire [C]drill
It's [F]nice to have a little [C]warning
[Em]But not [C]enjoyable

[Verse 8]
[Em]I am too busy [D]to have [C]friends
A [Em]lover would just [D]complicate [C]my plans
So [F]I will never look for love
[C]again[Em][C][D][C]
I'm [F]taking matters into my [C]own hands

[Interlude 1]
[G]

[Verse 9]
[G]I think I could last at least a w[Em]eek
without someone [C]to hold me
[G]I think I could last at least a w[Em]eek
without someone to [C]hold me
Won't you hold [C]me?