Football Crazy Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[E]
You [D]are to see me brother,
his Christian name is [A]Paul
He's lately joined a football club,
seen he's mad about football
[D]And he's got two black eyes already,
and teeth out from his [A]gob
Since [D]Paul became [G]a member
of that [A]terrible football club
Be[D]cause he's football crazy,
he's football man
[A]The football it has taken away,
the little bit of sense he [D]had
And it would take a dozen servants
to wash his clothes and [A]scrub
Since [D]Paul became a member
[Bm]of that [D]terrible [A]football [D]club[G][A]
[D]The first match he played in,
I was there meself and [A]saw
He had two old coats for goalpost
and a tin can for the [D]ball
The Lord Mayor was present
with all his ladies [A]grand
So [D]Paul he got an [G]orange box
and [A]made them all a stand
Be[D]cause he's football crazy,
he's football mad
[A]The football, it has taken away
the little bit of sense he [D]had
And it would take a dozen servants
to wash his clothes and [A]scrub
Since [D]Paul became [G]a member
of that [A]terrible football [D]club[G][A]
[D]In the middle of the field the other day,
the captain said to [A]Paul
Would you like to take this place?
Kicks earned your mind about football
[D]Well, he took forty paces backwards,
shot off from the [A]mark
The [D]ball went sailing [G]o 'er the stand
and [A]landed in New [D]York
Because he's football crazy,
he's football mad
[A]The football, it has taken away
the little bit of sense he had
And [D]it would take a dozen servants
to wash his clothes and [A]scrub
Since [D]Paul became a [G]member
of that [A]terrible football [D]club[G][A]
[D]Now his wife, she said she'll leave him
if Paul doesn't [A]keep
Away from football
kicking at night time in his [D]sleep
He yells, that was a beauty,
and other things so [A]droll
Last [D]night he kicked her out of [A]bed
and swore it was a [D]goal
Because he's football crazy,
he's football mad
[A]The football it has taken away
the bit sense he had
And [D]it would take a dozen servants
to wash his clothes and [A]scrub
Since [D]Paul became a [G]member
of that [A]terrible football [D]club
[G][A][D]