For Avoidance Of Any Doubt Chords

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[Verse 1]
[D]Dea[Bm]r Sir[A],[G]
[D]we are wri[Bm]ting to you
on be[A]half of our client
who is [G]very distressed
Cos [D]Sir, she [Bm]did furnish to you
her [A]relevant numbers
and her [G]email address
afore[Bm]mentioned client
[E]feels her done
[G]aforementioned numbers
[A]remain unwrong
we [Bm]hope you'll note
this matter [E]is a serious one
and for [G]avoidance of any doubt
she's wait[D]ing by the [Bm]phone,
waiting by the fax
gone [A]to check the post,
[G]heading out to fast track
char[D]ging up her [Bm]cell, hoping for a text
Open[A]ing up her emails,
[G]not a word from you[D][Bm]
Not a single [A]word[G]
Dear [D]sir, it is [Bm]further alleged
On an [A]earlier occasion and a [G]January
That [D]you did then [Bm]sol emnly pledge
To [A]call or text a client
and did [G]further agree
In a [Bm]period not exceeding
very [E]soon to have tried
To [G]take her out to dinner
any [A]number of times
[Bm]So we deem this period
to [E]now have expired
But for [G]avoidance of any doubt
She's wait[D]ing by the phone,
wait[Bm]ing by the fax
[A]Gone to check the post,
[G]heading out to fast track
Char[D]ging up her cell,
hop[Bm]ing for a text
Open[A]in' up her email,
[G]all she has is junk mail
[F#]Would it have been so
[Bm]hard for you to send her
A [F#]nitsy -bitsy mail or a [Bm]teeny -weeny letter?
We [F#]brought it to you, sir,
you've [Bm]been found out
Beyond [G]all reasonable doubt, she's
Wait[D]in' by the phone,
[Bm]waitin' by the fox
[A]Goin' to check the post,
[G]headin' out to fast track
Char[D]gin' up herself,
hop[Bm]in' for a text
Open[A]in' up her email,
[G]givin' up on FedEx
[D]Waitin' by the phone,
she's wait[Bm]in' by the fax
She's [A]gonna check the post,
she's [G]headin' out to fast track
Char[D]gin' up herself, [Bm]hopin' for a text
Open[A]in' up her email,
[G]not a word fro[D]m you
Notwithstanding the guard[Bm]s to sing
[A]Our client here [G]fought to remain
Wait[D]ing by the [Bm]phone
Wait[A]ing all [G]alone
Oh, [D]sir