Four Nights Drunk Chords

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[Verse 1]
[C]The first night when I come home,
drunk as I could [G]be,
I saw a horse in the stable
where my horse ought to [C]be.
Come here, little wifey,
explain yourself to [G]me.
Why is there a horse in the stable
where my horse ought to [C]be?
Why, you darn fool, you blame fool,
can't you never [G]see?
It's only a milk cow
my mammy give to [C]me.
No, I've been living in this world
for 40 years or [G]more
and I never seen a milk cow
with a saddle on be[C]fore
The second night when I come home
drunk as I could [G]be
I saw a coat hanging on the rack
where my coat ought to [C]be
Come here little wifey
Explain yourself to [G]me.
Why is there a coat hanging on the rack
where my coat ought to [C]be?
Why you darn fool you blame fool
can't you never [G]see
it's only a cover lid my
mammy give to [C]me
I've been living in this world
forty years or [G]more
And I've never seen a cover lid
with buttons on be[C]fore
The third night when I come home
drunk as I could [G]be
I saw some boots in the corner
where my boots ought to [C]be
Come here little wifey,
explain yourself to [G]me
Why are them boots in the corner
where my boots ought to [C]be
Why you darn fool, you blame fool,
can't you never see
[G]It's only a cream jar
my mama gifted me
[C]Now I've been living in this world
forty years [G]or more
And I've never seen a cream jar
with laces on be[C]fore
The fourth night when I come home
drunk as I could [G]be
I saw a headline on the bed
where my head ought to [C]be
Come here little wifey,
explain yourself to [G]me
Why is there a headline on the bed
where my head ought to [C]be
Why you darn fool, you blame fool,
can't you never [G]see
It's only a cabbage head
my mommy gifted me
[C]Now I've been living in this world
for 40 years or [G]more
and I've never seen a cabbage head
with a mustache on [C]before