Generic Blues chords and lyrics - WEIRD AL YANKOVIC

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[Intro 1]
[G][C][G][C]
[G][D][G][C][G]
[C][Dsus4][D]
[G]I woke

[Verse 1]
[C]up this morning
Then I went back [G]to bed
Said [C]I woke up this morning
Then I went right back [G]to bed
Got [Eb]a funny kind of feelin' like I [D]got
broken glass in my underwear
And a herd [G]of wild pigs is trying
[C]to chew [C#dim]off my he[D]ad
You know what I'm sayin'
Well [G]I ain't got

[Verse 2]
[C]not money
I'm just walkin' down
[Gm]the road[G][Gm][G]
Said I [C]ain't got no money, honey
So I'm just walking down
[G]this lonely old road
Well, I wish [Eb]I could get me some money
But I [D]forgot my automated
teller [G]code
[C][C#][D]

[Verse 3]
[G]I was born in a paper sack
in the bot[C]tom of a [G]sewer
[C]I had to [G]eat dirt clods for breakfast,
my family [Gm]was so poor
[C]My daddy was a waitress,
my mama sold bathroom tiles
[G]My brothers and sisters all hated me
'cause I was an only child
I got [C]the blues

[Verse 4]
so bad, [Eb]woo
Kinda wish I [G]was dead
Maybe [Eb]I'll blow my brains
out [D]mama
Or maybe I'll,
yeah may[G]be I'll just [C]go [C#dim]bowlin' instead
[D]

[Verse 5]
I'm just a no [G]good, scum sucking,
nose [D]picking, boot lick[C]ing,
Sniveling, [G]groveling,
worth[D]less hunk [G]of slime

[Verse 6]
[Gm][Bb]
[G]Nothing [C]but a low-down beer beer bellied, bone headed,
pigeon toed,
Turkey necked, weasel faced,
worthless hunk [G]of slime

[Verse 7]
[G]
Guess I [Eb]pretty low self image
[D]Maybe it's a chemical
imbalance or something, I
I [G]should probably go and see a doctor
[C]about it when I've [C#]got the [D]time
Make [G]it talk[C]
[G]Aw, mak[Gm]e it tal[G]k, son, mak[C]e it talk[G]
[Eb][D]
[C]OK, now make it shu[G]t up[C][C#dim][D]

[Verse 8]
[G]Plagues and famine and pestilence
always [C]seem to get me down
I [G]always feel so miserable
whenever I'm [Bb]around
[G]I wish som[C]ebody would come along,
stick a pitchfork through my brain
[G]I'd flush myself right down the toilet,
but I'd just clog up the drain

[Verse 9]
I got [C]the blues so [Eb]bad
Kinda wish I [G]was dead[C][G]
Maybe [Eb]I'll blow my brains out mama
[D]Or maybe I'll go bowl[D]ing
[G]Or I just might [D]go bowling
Maybe I'll just rent some shoes
and go bowl[D]ing
Maybe I'll join a league, enter a
tournament, put on a stupid looking
Shirt and go [D]bowling instead
[G]Yea[C]h[C#dim][G]