Ghetto Cartoon Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
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[Verse 1]
[Em]Once
upon a time in a [D]land called fuck
Lived a [Em]duck named Donald and his
[D]mother was a cluck
Mickey [Em]Mouse wore a rag
[D]pants in a sag
Neighbor[Em]hood kingpin but his
brother was a fag
Donald had beef so [D]Mickey
couldn't sleep
They was [Em]hootin' for a while
and it was [D]gettin' kinda [Em]deep
Bugs Bunny had the props
[D]on the East[Em]side spots
Known to hit a five from
a mile with a shot
Goofy was Mickey Mouse right hand man
One day smoked a stick,
and [D]came up with a brand
Called [Em]Pixie and Dixie,
two [D]killers from Chicago
A [Em]game of 5K, to eliminate Donald
But what they didn't know,
is [D]Donald was a [Em]G
Had big time respect,
from the [D]West to the [Em]East
Haps up see, and listen to the funk
First chapter in the funky car
[D]toon from the [Em]ghetto

[Verse 2]
Huey [D]and [Em]Duey and
[D]
[Em]Loui[D]e with a
[Em]Shot down Mickey Mouse [D]made,
[Em]Minnie
Everybody know Minnie [D]got shot down
And the [Em]cop on the case was
Huckleberry Hound
Huckleberry had a Deputy,
[D]by the name of [Em]Dog
Eye- witness to the crime
was [D]Kermit the Frog
But [Em]Kermit was scared and
he wouldn't testify
Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by
On Donald Duck,
but they [D]shot and they missed
And [Em]now Bugs Bunny is [D]gettin'
kind of pissed
'Cause the [Em]shot that they missed
hit [D]his homeboy Elmer
[Em]Bugs sellin' drugs on the
motherfuckin' corner
The future's lookin' shitty in [D]fuck city
So they [Em]called in the [D]Feds,
Beetlejuice and Miss Piggy
Shit's on the street,
no that's how it goes
Scene [Em]two in the funky car[D]toon f[Em]rom[D]

[Interlude 1]
the ghetto
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[Verse 3]
[Em]Now the war is on and [D]Mickey
Mouse is [Em]dead
Quick Draw McGraw took
two to the head
Huey and Duey and [D]Louie got caught
And [Em]now they in the county,
ready to sell out
Pixie and Dixie's on the
[G]run from the [Em]mob
'Cause they tried to kill Donald
and they didn't do the job
Bugs Bunny got popped,
in a bar gettin' drunk
Bullet fucked up Beetlejuice, while
Miss Piggy had a pump
Donald got the [D]word that his
nephews was snitchin'
So Tom and Jerry stuck 'em on they
way to the kitchen
Goofy was a [Em]punk and [D]everybody knew
Him and [Em]Huckleberry Hound was
[D]spotted drinkin' [Em]brew
In the alley out back,
in the [D]corner in the dark
But they [Em]both got smoked [D]by
Jabberjaw the Shark
Donald [Em]Duck got the whole
damn [D]city sewed up
In a [Em]ghetto cartoon in a land called fuck

[Outro 1]
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