Gordon The Traffic Warden Chords

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[Verse 1]
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[F]
[Am]I know a bloke
and his name is Gordon
[F]He's [G]a f[Am]ucking traffic warden[F][G]
[Am]He puts tickets [G]on the car
Well [C]he is [E]well he ain't far
I'd like [Am]to get that Gordon back
[F]Put [G]my [Am]boot in his sac[F]k[G]
[Am]See him squirm[G]ing on the floor,
smash [C]his head [E]in my [Am]car door
[Dm]Gor don! G[Am]ordon![Dm]
[Am]Gordon![Dm]
[E]The fucking traffic warden,
[Am]piano and rope
and his name is Gor[F]don[G]
[Am]He's a fucking traffic [F]warden[G]
[Am]Waits for you [G]to walk away,
then [C]that Gordon [E]makes you pay
I'd like [Am]to follow Gordon [F]home[G]
[Am]Wait until he's all [F]alone[G]
[Am]Punch Gordon [G]in his head
Beat [C]him up until [E]he's dead
Gor[Am]don! [Dm]Gor [Am]don![Dm]
[Am]Gordon![Dm]
[E]The fucking traffic warden
I've [Am]been going out with [C]a girl[Am]
Her fucking name is [C]Julie
[Am]But last night she said to m[G]e[C]
[Am]When we were [G]watching telly
[Am]She said Gordon! G[Dm]or d[Am]on!
[Dm]Gord[Am]on![Dm]
[E]The fucking traffic warden
[Am]Gordon! [Dm]Gord[Am]on!
[Dm]Gord[Am]on![Dm]
[E]The fucking traffic warden
Gordon!
[Am]Epis[F]ode.[Am] 57.[G] 10[Am]. End. Perdita