Greatest Comedian Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[Em][G][D][Em][G][D]
[Em][G]
[D]You're the beauty, the stranger

[Verse 1]
[Em]
[F]in the [G]grocery [D]store
You're the highest [Em]qual
ity hard[G]wood [D]door
You're the fi[Dm]nal w[D]ar
[Em]time [G]piece of bread
You [D]once told me that you
[Em]hate the [G]shaven head

[Verse 2]
I [D]want you so
And [Em]God must b[G]e the greatest
[D]comedian I know
To [Em]put you so [G]far [D]away
[Em]He put you so [G]far away
[D][Em][G]

[Verse 3]
[D]
There are "Davids" [Em]and
[G]"Janets" everywhere
[D]There are juv[Dm]eniles wit[Em]h
[G]the [D]blondest hair
There are cronies with their
[Em]jobs and [G]ties and [D]cash
There are people like [Em]me, [G]the whitest [D]trash

[Verse 4]
I want you so
And [Em]God must be [G]the greatest
[D]comedian I know
[Em]To put you so [G]far [D]away
He [Em]put you so [G]far away
[D][Em][G][D][Em]
[G]

[Verse 5]
[G]I have h[A]eard[Em][A]
That Je[Em]sus w[F#m]as a v[G]ery
handsome [D]girl
[Em]If she [A]were
[Em]I'd [F]bet she'd [G]look something
[D]like [G]you [D]now[G]
[A]I have heard
That some people [G]feel the Earth is [D]flat
But [A]if it [D]were[A]
How come I [G]don't see
you [D]anywhere
[Em]How come I[G] don't see you any
[D]I

[Verse 6]
want you so
And [Em]God must be [G]the greatest
[D]comedian I know
[Em]To put you so [G]far [D]away
He [Em]put you so [G]far [D]away[Em][G]
I [D]want you so
And [Em]God must be the [G]greatest
[D]comedian I know
To [Em]put you so [G]far [D]away
He [Em]put you so [G]far [D]away