Heaven Is a Halfpipe (If I Die) Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D][G][D][G]

[Verse 1]
[D]If I [G]die before I [D]wake[G]
At [D]least in [G]heaven I [D]can skate[G]
'Cause [D]right now on [G]earth I
can't do [D]jack[G]
[D]Without the [G]man up on my [D]back[G]

[Verse 2]
Now [D]heaven would be a [G]DJ
Spin[D]ning dub all night [Bm]long
[G]And Hea[D]ven would be just kickin' back
[G]With Jes[D]us packing my [G]bong
And [D]if you don't believe in [G]Jesus
[Em]and Mohamm[D]ed or Buddha too[G]
And [D]while the world is [G]warring
We'll [D]just sit back and laugh at you
[G]Singing

[Verse 3]
[D]If I [G]die before I [D]wake[G]
At [D]least in [G]heaven I [D]can skate[G]
'Cause [D]right now on [Em]earth I
can't do [D]jack[Em]
[D]Without the [Em]man up on my b[D]ack[Em]
[G]Now when

[Verse 4]
[D]most people
think of [G]heaven
[D]They see those pearly [Em]gates
But [D]I looked a little c[G]loser
[Bm]And there's a sign[D] that says
"Do Not [G]Skate"
So [D]if you wanna come to my [G]heaven
[Em]Well we're all g[D]onna have a ba[G]ll
And [D]everyone you know is [G]welcome
'Cause we [D]got no gates or wall[G]s

[Verse 5]
Singing
[D]If I [G]die before I [D]wake[G]
At [D]least in [G]heaven I [D]can skate[G]
'Cause [D]right now on [G]earth I
can't [D]do shit[G]
[D]Without the [G]man fucking with [D]it[G]

[Verse 6]
[D]And then I got [G]to the gate
[D]Pulled out a list that I'd been [G]calling fate
I'm [D]sorry friend you [G]can't come in
You [D]gotta a list here that [G]doesn't end
[D]You're mad 'cause I s[G]moke dope
You [D]teaching any classes in [G]how to cope
I'll [D]find a place to [G]rest my head
I'd [D]rather be alone now [G]that I'm dead
Like [D]Christian [G]Hossoi way back
in 87'
We'll be [D]busting Christ air's
un[G]til we get to Heaven
You [D]think I really care that
I [G]miss my Biology
[D]Got my education [G]in stale [D]fishology
With all your rules you [G]gots to chill
I'm [D]gonna twist out like [G]Mike McGill
I'm [D]gonna twist out cause
I [G]got [D]the skillz
I'm gonna twist out cause I [G]got the skillz, got
[Bm]the skillz, got [G]the [D]skillz
Heaven is [G]a

[Verse 7]
[D]halfpipe
If I [Em]die bef[G]ore I

[Verse 8]
[D]wake[Em]
[G]At lea[D]st in hea[G]ven I can ska[D]te[G]
'Cause [D]right now on [G]earth
I can't do [D]jack[Em]
[G]Wit[D]hout the man[Em] up on [G]my bac[D]k[G][D]

[Verse 9]
If I [G]die before I [D]wake[G]
At [D]least in [G]heaven I [D]can skate[G]
'Cause [D]right now on [G]earth I
can't [D]do shit[G]
[D]Without the [G]man fucking with [D]it[G]

[Verse 10]
[D]If I [G]die before [D]I w[G]ake
At [D]least in [G]heaven I can [D]skate[G]
'Cause [D]right now on [G]earth
I can't [D]do jack
[G]Without the man[D] up on my bac[G]k[D][G]

[Verse 11]
[D]If I [G]die before I [D]wake[G]
At [D]least in [G]heaven I [D]can skate
'Cause [G]right now on earth
[D]I c[G]an't do [D]shi[G]t
[D]Without the [G]man fucking with [D]it
[G]If

[Verse 12]
[D]I die[G] before I wak[D]e[G]
At [D]least in [G]heaven I [D]can skate
'Cause right now on earth I [D]can't do shit