Hit And Miss Judy Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D][A][D]

[Verse 1]
[D]Working at the bank,
counting out the money [A]for no thanks
[D]Go [A]ing down the drain,
she's only got herself [D]to blame
Going round in circles arriving back
at [A]where [D]she's [A]coming from
[D]Life [A]on
Miss
Beauty surely can't be [D]any fun
[G]She bends down and
whispers things in your [D]ear
A [G]beauty girl is [A]not the kind
of [D]things I want to hear
[A]Oh, oh, oh, he's a mis[D]duty
The [G]word's only here for girls
like you to be [D]rooting it
[A]Oh, oh, oh, he's [D]misduty
[G]Keep on trying,
be sure to fire up a [A]direct hit
[D]Working all day for the pleasure of
beholding a [A]heaven on earth
Life with
Miss
Judy is an endless succession
of [D]physical jerks
Blown with all the elegant charm of
a [A]monogrammed empty chief
Judy stands serene in a balance of
sin beyond her [D]wildest dreams
[G]She bends down and
whispers things in your [D]ear
But [G]here we go,
it's [A]not the kind of things [D]I wanna hear
[A]Oh, oh, oh, hidden mis[D]duty
The [G]world's only here for girls
like you to be [D]rude in it
[A]Oh, oh, oh, hit a [D]misduty
[G]Keep on trying, be sure to fire your
rubber [A]directing[D][A]
[Em]Sometimes you think you get away with it
She [D]might just hit the target
A [Em]beauty girl, I wish [A]you'd call it a day
Oh, my [G]darling, you're so alarm[A]ing
She [D]scares me to death with the effort
of trying to be [A]everybody's friend
I see that redraft on the highway now
And everyone involved is
going [D]round the bend
But when beauty takes aim,
then you won't be seeing anyone for [A]miles and miles
Cos if beauty hits the target,
you're guaranteed to be [D]paralysed
[G]She bends down and
whispers things in your [D]ear
But [G]cutie girl, it's [A]not the kind
of things [D]I wanna hear
[A]Oh, oh, oh, hit a mis[D]duty
The [G]word's only here for girls
like you to be [D]rude in it
[A]Oh, oh, oh, hit a [D]misduty
[G]Keep on trying,
be sure to fire all the [A]directives[D][A][D][A]
[D][A]

[Outro 1]
You
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