Hoe Cakes Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[Em]
[B]
[Em]

[Verse 1]
Keep your hoes [Em]in check
[B][Em]
[B]
(Super)

[Verse 2]
I got this girl and she wants me to duke her
[B]
I told her I'll come [G]scoop her around eight,
[Em]she said (super)
That sounds great,
shorty girl's a trooper
[D]No matter what I need her to do,
[B]she be like (super)
Own his own throne,
the boss like King Koopa
On the micro[D]phone
[Em]he flossed the ring (super)
Average emcees is like
a TV blooper
MF DOOM, he's like [B]D.B. Cooper
Out with the moolah, I let her get a outfit
[D]Just to cool [G]her off she said "Niggas
ain't about [Em]shit"
I wonder if she meant it, I doubt it
[D]The way it be in her mouth she
can't live [F#]without it
[B]And can't live with this,
handle your business
[D]Villain'll stay on a scan
[G]dalous hoes shit list
[Em]One pack of cookies please,
Mr. Hooper
It's fun smack[D]ing rookies,
[B]he is the (super)
Look like a black Wookie when
he let his beard grow
[D]Weirdo,
[G]brown skin'ded always kept his hair low
[Em]Rumors has it it's a S-Curl accident
accident
[D]DOOM was always known to keep
the best girls [F#]backs bent
[B]Some say it's the eyes,
some say the accent
[D]A lotta guys won[G]der
where they [D]stacks went
[Em]I call her thunder thighs
with the fatty [D]swolla
Only mess with high rollers,
do what daddy [B]told her
No matter the city she with me
to do the thang thang
[D]Work in the [G]coochie,
hoopti chitty chitty bang bang
[Em]Same name on the titty
as on the name ring
Pretty like [D]Baby D off "All
in the [B]Same Gang"
Keep my eye on her, really don't trust her
But I [D]treat her like a [G]daughter,
taught her how to [D]bust a nut
And the heat [Em]to turn beef to
[D]horsemeat chalupa
Teach her how to hold it, of course
he is [B]the (super)
See most cats treat her like Foofur
Or beat her to a [G]stupor,
take it from [Em]the (super)
You need to make her feel cuter
And lay down [D]the G like Luther,
[B]everything'll be (super)
Do for her, keep her in a new fur
[D]So she look sweet when she
[G]go to [Em]meet the (super)
Got the buddha get the Grenadiers, twist it
Put it in [D]the air, come here, kiss it
[B]Listen here scooter,
let her try to bag you
[D]When she's on the [G]rag never
let her fry [Em]the Ragu
Which'll have you under some type
of spell crying [D]"dag boo"
Her name on your back in a tattoo
[B]Whether a b[F#]ourgi[B]e broad,
nerd ho, street chick
[D]Don't call her wifey if [G]you met
[Em]her at the Freaknik
You don't want her, don't waste her time,
I'll dupe her
And be a [D]father to your child
like [B]the (super)
He keep his hoes in check
Sends 'em out to [G]get glows
from off frozen necks
[Em]Tell 'em take his clothes,
leave him posing naked for real
Better yet,
[D]get him for the check off [B]the record deal
Find out where he keep
the Tec and the blue steel
[D]Make sure for[G] extra wreck let
him know [D]how you feel
[Em]And while he's running down to
All-Star Weekend Weekend to [D]ball
I'm coming with the U-HAUL [B](Super)[G][Em]
[A][F#m]
[F#][B][D][G]
[Em][D]
[Em]
(Super)
(Super) Has the [D]laser cannon
been loaded?
Everything has been prepared
as you ordered
But how did you get permission to return to New York,
Master?
Through the efforts of a misguided fool

[Verse 3]
It's [G]free enterprise!
[D]And I'm[Em] not gonna let [D]some blasted government
bureaucrat [G]tell me how to run my busi[D]ness
But DOOM-
[Eb]Will be my[D] guest on my private estate
on Long Island!
[Em]There's nothing you [G]can do about it
[D]He's dangerous,
I just hope you know what you're doing
Don't I always?
[D]Ah, the[Eb]re's DOOM's jet,
right on time
[D][D]

[Verse 4]
Why is it so cold down here?
Ah, the heat went out in
the whole building
Warm enough out there on [Eb]Long
Island with DOOM
DOOM? Here in New York?
Yes, DOOM,

[Verse 5]
has an amazing new machine
Get the president of the United
States on the phone
How long's all this gonna
take, DOOM?
I would not advise you to
repeat that error
Sure, I know what you mean