Honky Tonk World Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D]

[Verse 1]
There [D]used to be a time when
candlelight and wine
Was all that a wo[C]man [G]would need
[D]Man[A], you'll be a winner if
you took her out to dinner
Or a movie that she wanted [D]to see

[Verse 2]
Now the [D]world has turned and
it's time you learned
The old ain't [C]working [G]no more
[A]The rules have changed and it's
a brand new game
Buddy, if you wanna [D]score

[Verse 3]
[G]Get off the couch and get
out of the house
[D]Long about a Friday night
[G]Shine up your boots, [E]polish up your moves
If you [A]wanna keep her satisfied
You [D]know, a little

[Verse 4]
bump and
grind would do it every time
If you want to keep [C]your little [G]girl
Well, you [D]don't stand a chance 'less
you [G]take her out to dance
You're [A]living in a honky tonk [D]world

[Verse 5]
[D]
Sooner or later, all you couch potatoes
You're gonna be the lonely [G]ones
If you [A]want good lovin'
then you gotta keep up
You better know your Brook's
from your [D]Dunn's

[Verse 6]
And [D]don't even think that your
Englebert Humperdinck's
Record's gonna turn her [G]on
Mis[A]ter, you can bet if you
don't know the steps
You're gonna get left at [D]home

[Verse 7]
[G]Get off the couch, get out of the house
[D]Long about a Friday night
[G]Shine up your boots, [E]polish up your moves
If you [A]wanna keep her satisfied
You [D]know, a little

[Verse 8]
bump and
grind would do it every time
If you want to keep [C]your little [G]girl
Well, you [D]don't stand a chance 'less
you [G]take her out to dance
'Cause you're [A]living in a honky tonk
[D]world

[Interlude 1]
[D][G]
[D][A][D]
[G][A][G]
[D][A][D]

[Verse 9]
[D]You were cro-magnon,
you'd you'd be draggin' your women
By a hair to your [F]cave
[G]You'd be dow[D]n on one knee
reciting them soliloquies
Back in Romeo's [G]day[F][G]

[Verse 10]
[D]You'd be kind of nifty if
you were in the Fifties
And you had a cool car [F]to drive[G]
But [D]now you past the Nineties so you
[G]better shake your hiney
Or you're [A]gonna get left be[D]hind

[Verse 11]
[G]Get off the couch and get
out of the house
[D]Long about a Friday night
[G]Shine up your boots, [E]polish up your moves
If you [A]wanna keep her satisfied

[Verse 12]
You know, [D]a little bump and
grind would do it every time
If you want to keep [C]your [G]little girl
Well, you [D]don't stand a chance 'less
you [G]take her out to dance
You're [A]living in a honky tonk [D]world

[Verse 13]
[D]You don't stand a chance 'less
you [G]take her out to dance
'Cause we're [A]living in a honky tonk [D]world

[Interlude 2]
[D][G]
[D][A][D]
[G]
[D]
[A][D][G][D]
[C][G][B][G][Bb]
[A][D][A][D][A][D][C][D]
[D][E][D]

[Verse 14]
[G]Get off the couch and get
out of the house
[D]Long about a Friday [A]night[D]
[G]Shine up [E]your boots, polish up your moves
If you [A]wanna keep her satisfied

[Verse 15]
You know, a [D]little bump and
grind would do it every time
If you want to keep [C]your little [G]girl
Well, you [D]don't stand a chance 'less
you [G]take her out to dance
You're [A]living in a honky tonk [D]world
[A]You

[Verse 16]
[D]don't stand a chance 'less
you [G]take her out to dance
'Cause you're [A]living in a honky
tonk [D]world

[Outro 1]
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