How To Murder Your Wife Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D][Bm][Em][A][D][Bm][Em][A][C#][D]

[Verse 1]
[D]Strangle
your darling with [C#]diamonds[D]
Drown her in sparkling
[Em]cham[A]pagne[Eb][Em]
Dresses from all the [A]sublime ones
Will drive the lady in[F#m]sane[B]
[Em][A]

[Verse 2]
[D]
Oh Mediterranean [Am]villa
[D]Wears down resist[G]ance for life
[Em]And then[G] shrou[Bm]d your en[Gdim]
[Gm]dowed [F#m]in Chinchilla
[Bm]You’re just abou[Em]t free now[A]
Who [D]she’s too weak to see [Am]now
[D]So

[Verse 3]
[G]finish her off[Gm],
[F#m]tell her you love h[Bm]er
[Em]And [A]that’s how to murder y[D]our
[Bb]wife[Eb][Bbm][Eb]
[Ab]
[Cm]Smother that girl [Abm]in all o[Gm]f
that [Cm]Chinchilla
You’re just [Fm]about free now
[Bb]Who she's too weak[Eb] to see now[Bbm]
[Eb]So f[Ab]inish her off,[Abm]
tell [Gm]her you love [Cm]her
And [Fm]that’s how [Bb]to murder your [Eb]wife

[Verse 4]
[Ab]Just smother that [Abm]girl
down in [Gm]Chinchilla[Cm]
Ooh, and [Fm]that’s how[Bb]
you bump off [Eb]your wife
[Ab]Just smother [Abm]her down in
Those [Gm]minks [Cm]and Chinchilla
And [Fm]that’s how you murder your wife