I Stole Your Girl While You Were In Prison Chords

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[Verse 1]
[Em]I stole your girl, I stole your girl,
I stole your girl
And I had to do it,
you wanna know why?
Because you were in [Am]prison[G][F][G]
[Em]I met your girl at Denny's
after a night on the town
She stepped to me real friendly,
told me she's seen me around
And the way she looked,
I certainly reciprocated
Asked her if she'd like some coffee,
she said yes, decaffeinated
We hit it off and soon began
to get into personal matters
Telling me she needed a man
with a mind to match her swagger
I said, that may be me,
but let's not cross that bridge yet
And that's when she began
to tell me all about her ex
She said that you were doing
three to five
for crack possession
Second strike offense,
and plus, when you were caught,
you had a weapon
The classic big dreams,
tiny brain tragedy
Of an egomaniac
without the gift of strategy
I told her I moved out of dirt
into legal fields
And that I carry steel,
but with the permit to keep it concealed
She looked intrigued,
I typed her number in my iPhone
Your girl's as good as gone,
try not to cry, homie
I stole your girl, I stole your girl
I stole your girl while you were in busy
What you gonna do?
Ditch all you want
I mean, what you gonna do?
Ditch all you want
I stole your girl, I stole your girl
I stole your girl while you were in busy
What you gonna do?
Ditch all you want
What you gonna do?
The following night I took
her out
and showed her the sights
And gave her a taste of what it's like
to actually live the high life
Next thing I know we're in my
office undressed
Fuckin' all over my desk,
leavin' the place a filthy mess
Afterwards she talked
about her recent past
And how she managed to get caught up
with such a horse's ass
She was young and dumb
and didn't understand
That you were tryin' to be a thug,
not tryin' to be a man
You knocked her up
and left her all under duress
She blames you for the miscarriage
from the resulting stress
She told me all about the night
that you got knocked
Fell asleep inside the car
hot, dumb as a box of rocks
She says you try to call,
collect,
but she refuses
So you respond with letters
that are hurtful and abusive
You self -destructed on your own,
yet you want her to wait?
Your girl's with me tonight,
think about that while you masturbate
I stole your girl, I stole your girl,
I stole your girl while you were in prison
Your girl and I ain't serious,
too much to maintain it
We felt that friends with benefits
was the best arrangement
But she ain't your girl no more,
that for sure is certain
And now she carries a Lady
Smith & Wesson on her person
I taught her to shoot it
and she ain't afraid to use it
So when you get out,
respect the restraining order
Don't be stupid,
and don't come looking for me, bro
I'll tell you off the break,
I'll guarantee you
It'll be the last mistake
you ever make
I don't follow some gangster
code for fools
That's for cats who cannot
play the game
So they invent new rules
Perhaps you'll learn a lesson,
break some new ground
Movies are based on life,
not the other way around
I'm self -actualized,
so when it comes to latest shootin'
Fish in a barrel, takin' candy from a baby
And maybe you can turn an L into a W
This all you suffer through,
better trouble you, better trouble you
I stole your girl, I stole your girl
I stole your girl while you were in prison
What you gonna do?
Ditch all you want
Come on, what you gonna do?
Ditch all you want
I stole your girl, I stole your girl
I stole your girl while you were in
Kizzy
Man, what you gonna do?
Ditch all you want
What you gonna do?
Ditch all you want