i will get a vasectomy Chords

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[Verse 1]
I [D]just wanna show my appreciation
to how much
I love kids and teens [A]between the ages
of [D]twelve and seventeen

[Verse 2]
Why, are kid[Em]s so fucking stupid?
Did their [A]parents not beat them
hard enough-enough-enough?
[G]I I[A] I [D]try,
[Em]to empathize with teens
Because when [A]I was younger I was
stupid [G]too-too-too [A](it's [D]true)
But then I realized,
that [Em]I was never this stupid
My [A]friends were never this stupid,
y'all are just [G]dense-dense-dense
[A]Like [D]Like Like damn, I'm [Em]really,
really concerned
[A]I wish your father would use that wooden spoon-spoon-spoon
[G](ju[A]st fuc[D]king fucking beat them already)
I was being ironic man, what a fucking loser

[Verse 3]
Do you have-
[D]Listen kids, being [Em]edgy is okay
But the same [A]ten jokes in a row,
that's not okay-okay-okay
[G]Lik[A]e Lik[D]e Like damn,
is that [Em]all you can come up with?
[A]If you're gonna be racist, at least be [G]original,
[A]ple[D]ase (yeah, we're dead serious)
If you're under seventeen,
please [Em]don't ever talk to me
You think [A]this is part of the act, but
please don't come near [G]me[A][D]

[Verse 4]
Dude, get a load of this guy! [Em]He's never heard of irony
before! What a fucking loser [A]dude!
Jimmy it's past your bedtime
[G]Dad no
Get [A]back to bed
Dad, I was just being [D]ironic
I don't care
No dad please
No, you're being a piece of shit,
take these spank[Em]s you little bitch
Daddy [A]please,
daddy please
Who do you think you are? Who the
fuck do you think you [G]are?
[A]Talking to people on the [D]internet like you're some piece of shit,
calling irony
I was just being ironic
Take these [Em]fucking spanks,
you dumbass kid
I should've never [A]given birth
to you, you piece of shit
Take that, I'm out of here, fuck you son
I was being [D]ironic
If I should even call you son
[A]Daddy, have you ever heard
of irony before?

[Verse 5]
I was just kidding, that crying was ironic,
I wasn't actually crying
What the fuck did you just say? You want
me to come back here? Huh?
Nothing daddy
That's what I fucking thought,
go back to bed, it's nine pm