If You Really Really Love Me

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[Verse 1]
[G]If you really really really really love me
[C]Then you rea[G]lly really really
gotta show me
Don't whine when I put it in your [F]booty
[C]Or if I'm up all night [G]playing
'Call of Duty'
Never hassle me be[Bb]cause
I'm unemployed
[C]If I sleep all day don[G]'t get annoyed
[Am]Then I'll know that you really really
really really [F]really really really love [G]me
[Am]If you really really love [F]me

[Verse 2]
[G]If you really truly wan[F]t
to make me feel nice
[C]Make it so I don't eve[G]r
have to ask twice
Let me have the key[F]s to your Mercedes
[C]Don't get mad when I
[G]bring home some ladies
If I get fat and [Bb]look like an egg
[C]Lie to me, tell me [G]I'm in great shape
[Asus4]Then I'll know that you
really really [Am]really
[F]Really really really love [G]me

[Verse 3]
[Eb]If you wonder what I did w[Bb]ith the rent
[Eb]Just consider it money[Bb] well spent
[F]I bought trunks and a n[C]ew surfb[Eb]oard
[F]So just go tell your [C]dumb land[Eb]lord
[G]That you lov[C]e me[G]
You really really [F]love [C]me

[Verse 4]
[G]If I have sex with your friend Mel[F]anie
[G]Don't act like it's some kind of felony
It's not uncommon for this
kind of infi[F]delity
[C]It happens to a lot of guy[G]s
like Tiger Woods and me
Just be happy that I'm [Bb]hung like a horse
[C]And you get to ride the pon[G]y of course
[Asus4]'Cause I'm really really
really really [Am]really really
[F]Really really fond of [G]you too
[Eb]

[Verse 5]
When you think [Bb]it's really suckie girl
[Eb]All your friends will
say 'you [Bb]lucky girl'
[F]You got a man who's [C]hot you say
[F]All the girls wanna be [C]with me[G]
'Cause they [C]love [G]me
They really really [F]love [C]me

[Interlude 1]
Yes they do
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[Verse 6]
[G]If you really really really really lov[F]e me
[C]You'd never make me
hang out [G]with your family
Your mum sucks and
your dad really [F]hates me
[C]When I try to borrow mon[G]ey he berates me
So Molly thinks that I'm
[Bb]too old for you
'Cause [C]you're nineteen
and [G]I'm fifty two
[Am]He can't s[Asus4]ee that you really really
really [F]really really really love [G]me
[Asus4]You really really reall[G]y really
[Am]really [F]really really really love [G]me
[Am]If you really really love [F]me