Just Like Tiger Woods

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[Intro 1]
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[Verse 1]
If [C]you don't golf that's [Em]okay
[C]You can be a tiger [Em]anyway
[C]Lie through your teeth when
things get [Em]tough
Or your [D]balls are gonna wind up in the rough,
[A]yeah yea[Am]h[D]

[Verse 2]
[G]If you wanna be like Tiger [F]Woods
[C]Fertilizing ladies in the neighbor[G]hood
[F]Get real rich and you will [G]find
[C]All the hot chicks will want to grind

[Verse 3]
[G]If you wanna be like Tiger [F]Woods
[C]Grip that shaft like you know you should
Get a [F]platinum card, it will be all [G]good
The [C]girls will want you
just like Tiger [G]Woods

[Verse 4]
Re[C]member this when you're
having [Em]fun
Three [C]holes are better than
a hole in [Em]one, yeah
If the [C]word gets out don't
be [Em]afraid
When a [D]nine iron's heading for your Escalade,
[A]yeah yea[Am]h[C]

[Verse 5]
[G]If you wanna be like Tiger [F]Woods
[C]Filling all the divots in the
neighbor[G]hood
[F]Don't think about those
three foot [G]putts
[C]Cover your tracks when you're

[Verse 6]
banging them sluts
[G]If you wanna be like Tiger [F]Woods
[C]Text messages are never [G]good
[F]Nail the girl at the driving [G]range
Your [C]life will change,
just like Tiger [G]Woods

[Verse 7]
[Bb]Have your best friend book all your flights
[C]Tell your wife that you're [F]golfing nights
[C]Get a call girl and maybe just chill
Be [Ab]willing to part with a hundred mil

[Verse 8]
[Bb]Bang a new porn star every day
[F]Tell your sponsors it will [C]be okay
Surprise them all with [D]an invit[Em]ation
To a [C]viewing of your first double [D]penetra[Em]tion,

[Interlude 1]
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[Verse 9]
[G]If you wanna be like Tiger [F]Woods
[C]Poking all the holes in the neighbor[G]hood
[F]Tell your wife how it's gonna [G]be
Your [C]driver is community property

[Verse 10]
[G]If you wanna be like Tiger Wood[F]s,
[C]Brett Favre did it, so you know you could!
[G]Becom[F]e the king of your
neighbor[G]hood
Like [C]Steel Panther and Tiger Woods
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[Verse 11]
[C]Just like Tiger Woods!
Oh [G]yeah [F]yeah

[Outro 1]
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