If You're Feeling Sinister Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[G][D][G]
[D][G][D][G]
[D][G][D][G]
[D][G][D][G]
[D]

[Verse 1]
[G]Anthony walked
to his death because he thought he'd never feel this [D]way again
[G]If he goes back to the house then things would go from
bad to worse, what [D]could he do?
[G]He wants to remember things exactly
as he left them on that [D]funny day
[G]And if there is something else beyond,
he isn't scared because
It's [Em]bound to be less boring than today
It's [G]bound to be less boring

[Interlude 1]
than tomorrow
[G][D][G][D]

[Verse 2]
[G]Hilary walked to her death because she
couldn't think [D]of anything to say
[G]Everybody thought that she was boring,
so they never listened [D]anyway
[G]Nobody was really saying anything of [D]interest,
she fell asleep
[G]She was into S&M and bible
studies
Not everyone's [Em]cup of
tea she would admit to me
Her [G]cup of tea, she would admit to no one
Her [Em]cup of tea, she would admit to me
Oh but her [G]cup of tea,

[Interlude 2]
she would admit to no one
[G][D][G][D]

[Verse 3]
[D]Hilary went to the Catholic [G]Church
because she [D]wanted information
The [G]vicar, or whatever,
took her to one side and gave her con[D]firmation
[G]Saint Theresa's calling her, the church
up on the hill is looking [D]lovely
[G]But it doesn't interest,
the only things she wants to know is
[Em]How and why and when and where to go
[G]How and why and when and
where to follow
[Em]How and why and when and
where to go
[G]How and why and when and
where to follow

[Verse 4]
But if [Bm]you are feeling sinister
Go [A]off and see a minister
He'll [G]try in vain to take away the pain of being
a hopeless unbe[D]liever

[Interlude 3]
[D][G][D][G][D]

[Verse 5]
When she got back,
her spirituality was thrown into con[G]fusion
[D]So she got a special deal on renting
From the [G]man at Redif[D]fusion
"Look at me! I'm on TV
It makes up for the shortcomings
of [G]being poor
[D]Now I'm in a million pieces",
picked up for deliberation
[Em]By the people listening at home
[G]By the people watching on the telly
[Em]By the people listening at home
[G]By the people watching on the telly

[Verse 6]
But if [Bm]you are feeling sinister
Go [A]off and see a minister
He'll [G]try in vain to take away the pain
of being a hopeless unbe[D]liever[G][D]
[G]But if [Bm]you are feeling sinister
Go [A]off and see a minister
[G]Chances are you'll probably feel better
If you stayed and played with yourself