I'm growing a beard downstairs for christmas Chords

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[Verse 1]
[G]Whe[Em]n I w[Am]as a[D] girl[G]
Just a little [Em]girl
I couldn't [Am]wait 'til
I became a [D]woman
And I could [G]grow a thatch of [Em]curls
A deep dark [Am]forest to keep me
warm in this [D]cold world
And days became [G]weeks
weeks became [Em]months
months turned to [Am]years
and it was like ma[D]gic
it grew an[G]d grew
the greatest [Em]bush
that the [Am]kingdom ever [D]knew

[Verse 2]
but at [C]the turn of the millenium
[Em]a fever gripped the land
it was de[Am]creed that all the women
look [D]like little girls again

[Verse 3]
[D]
but [G]now I'm growing a beard
downstairs for [Em]christmas
growing a [Am]downstairs beard for y[D]ou
I'm growing a [G]beard downstairs
for [Em]christmas
growing it [Am]big, growing it thick,
[D]growin' it for you

[Verse 4]
[G]Merry Christmas,
[Em]Merry Christmas baby[Am]
I'm [D]growing it strong and true
[G]Merry Christmas,
[Em]Merry Christmas baby
[Am]

[Verse 5]
[D]
When I was a boy
[G]Just a little boy[Em]
I was embar[Am]rassed by
my body's [D]changes
but then one [G]day at the local pool
[Em]I saw a life guard with hair[Am]
growing out of his [D]anus
I was so impressed
[G]it looked like Tom Sellec[Em]k's chest
he was so [Am]proud as he towlled it [D]down
I couldn't [G]wait to cultiv[Em]ate
my very [Am]own hairy bum [D]gown

[Verse 6]
but at the [C]turn of the millenium
[Em]spandex gripped the land
every [Am]back sack and crack
was attacked with wax
now I'm [D]growing it back
a gift for you to unwrap
[Am]

[Verse 7]
[Em]now [G]I'm growing a beard
downstairs for [Em]christmas
growing a [Am]downstairs beard for y[D]ou
I'm growing a [G]beard downstairs
for [Em]christmas
growing it [Am]big, growing it thick,
[D]growin' it for you

[Verse 8]
[G]Merry Christmas,
[Em]Merry Christmas baby[Am]
I'm [D]growing it strong and true
[G]Merry Christmas,
[Em]Merry Christmas baby
[Am][D]

[Verse 9]
[Em]
We'll keep each other warm [D]at [G]night[Am]
with our jingle bell hairy
[Bm]stal[F]actites[G][F][C][Em]
We'll watch each other grow [F#m]and gr[G]ow
I'll [Am]stick to you
I'll stick to you
[D]like velcro

[Verse 10]
[D]now I'm growing [Am]a be[G]ard
downstairs for [Em]christmas
growing a [Am]downstairs beard for y[D]ou
I'm growing a [G]beard downstairs
for [Em]christmas
growing it [Am]big, growing it thick
[D]now I'm [G]growing [D]a beard

[Verse 11]
[G]
downstairs [D]for [Em]christmas
growing a [Am]downstairs beard for y[D]ou
I'm growing a [G]beard downstairs
for [Em]christmas
growing it [Am]big, growing it thick,
[D]growin' it for [G]you

[Verse 12]
[Em]Merry Christmas,
Merry Christmas [Am]baby
I'm [D]growing it strong and true
[G]Merry Christmas,
[Em]Merry Christmas baby[D][G]