I'm My Own Grandpa Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]I met a guy today
I knew years ago when he was 23
and he was married to a widow
who [Bm]was as pretty [E]as could b[A]e.
Now this widow had a grown -up
[D]daughter
who had beau[G]tiful hair of [D]red
and this guy's father fell
in love with her
and soon the [A]two were [D]wed.
[A]Now this made the guy's [D]dad his
son -in -law
and changed [A]his very [D]life
for his daughter was his mother
[Bm]cause she was his [E]father's [A]wife.
[D]Now to complicate the matter
even though it brought [A]him joy
[D]he soon became the father
of a bouncing [A]baby [D]boy.
[A]Now, his[D] little baby then became
a brother -in -law [A]to his [D]dad.
And so became his uncle.
An[G]d though that [E]made him very sad,
[A]for if [D]the baby was his uncle,
then that also made him brother
of the widow's [A]grown -up daughter,
who, of [E]course, was [A]his stepmother.
He's his own grandpa.
[D]Now, you're cat[Bm]ching on.
[A]He's [Bm]his own g[E]randpa.
Well, naturally.
[D]It sounds funny, I know.
But really, it's [E]so.[Fdim][D]
[A]He's his own grandpa.
[D]But wait a minute, get
a load of this.
Now his father's wife then had a son
who [G]kept [A]him on the [D]run.
So he became his grandchild,
[A]for he [E]was his daughter's son.
[A]His wife is now his [D]mother's mother.
And [A]of course, that makes him [D]blue,
because although she's his wife,
[Bm]she's his grand[A]mother too.
[D]He's [A]his own grandpa.
[D]Fun in the living room.
[E]He's his own [A]grandpa.[E]
[D]Abso[E]lutely.
[A]It sounds funny, [D]I know.
But [G]really, [D]it's [E]so.
[D]He's his[A] own grandpa.
[D]Yeah, [A]but look, [D]get the payoff.
Now, if his wife is his grandmother,
then he is her grandchild.
And every time the guy thinks of it,
it [E]nearly drives him wild.
[D]For now, he [A]has be[D]come
the strangest [G]case you [D]ever saw.
As husband of his grandmother,
he's his [E]own [A]grandpa.[D][A][D]
[A]He's his own grandpa.
[D]And loving [A]every minute.[E]
[Bm]He's his [E]own [A]grandpa.
[E]Oh, tell me [A]more.
It sound[D]s funny, I know.
But [G]really, it's so.
[D]He's [A]his own [D]grandpa.
He's his [E]own [A]grandpa.[D]