I'm Sorry Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]No, [G]I never was in [D]Vietnam
I never once [G]dove into an empty
swimming [D]pool
I never [G]let [Asus4]the carpet walk [A]right [D]out
from under [G]me
I never painted a house [F]or a [G]tree[F]
[Em]I never did become an exotic dancer,
or a
[F]customer service [Em]representative
I never took the pulse of a dying [D]duck,
or gave mouth to mouth
resuscita[G]tion to [D]a horse [G]fly
In [D]a way, I suppose you could [G]say
my [D]experience is quite [G]limited
For [D]example, I never locked Oliver
Crom[G]well in a broom closet [D]while
singing Waltzing [G]Matilda
I never sawed televi[D]sion in half,
although I once [G]saw Wendy O.
Williams saw a guitar
[F]I never played a decent
game [Em]of jacks
I never played poker
with a toothless one
eyed pirate [F]who kept
picking his teeth with a bowie knife to
distract me, while his [Em]parrot looked
over my shoulder and told him what
cards I had [D]by using
an elaborate [G]code
involving vomiting, [D]chirping,
and sea [G]chanteys
I never [D]bought [G]a lamp- wait; I did buy a
lamp [D]once
But I never bought a [G]lantern, or a
lamb[D]skin [G]prophylactic
I never bought [D]a l[G]oin[D] or a
Loinel Ritchie [G]album
I never [F]bought anthing beginning
with
the letter "L" except [G]lollipops, [F]light
[Em]bulbs and lettuce and the lamp
I nev[F]er laid down for a nap
and found the
Everly Brothers in bed [Em]with me
I never let a cyborg take
out the garbage
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[Verse 2]
I'm [Em]sorry
I stole the radio
I [F]did it
I sawed the legs off the periodic [Em]table
I re- elected the president
I did it, it was my [F]fault
I farted in the church
I'm sorry

[Verse 3]
I did [E]many many [Em]bad things and I am so

[Verse 4]
sorry[F]!

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