impostor syndrome Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]Unfortun[C]ately I am[D][G]
My [Em]own d[C]og, my own fur com[D]panion[Em]
[G]My [Em]own old l[Am]ady on a[Em] forum[C]
Who types [Cm]in glittery decoru[D]m[G]
Un[Em]fortunately

[Verse 2]
[C]I t[D]ake[G]
My[Em]self out [C]walking [D]every [Em]day
[G]I hand m[Em]y le[Am]gs to the fee[Em]t and[C]
I give [Cm]my head to th[B]e leash[Am]

[Verse 3]
Every other [D]day I'm [G]wondering
What's a human [Abdim]being
[Abm]gotta be [Am]like?
What's a way to [D]just be [G]competent?
These sweet [Abm]instincts
ruin my [Am]life

[Verse 4]
Every other [D]day I'm [G]wondering
Was it a mis[Abm]take to try and d[Am]efine
What I'm [D]certain's mad incompetence?
[G]These sweet instincts[Am]
[G]rui[Cm]n my lif[G]e
I can't [Em]smell well, or

[Verse 5]
[Am]tell[D] the time[G]
Not K [Em]through [Am]8, nor K - 9[D][Em]
For human, [Am]grossly under- quali[A]fied[C]
For canine, [Cm]grossly[D][Bm]
[G]overqualified
[Em]I don't blend in

[Verse 6]
[Am]at P[D]etsm[G]art
And that [Em]truth [C]remains [D]for the Walmart
[Em]Cause in either case[Am] they say to me
[C]What the fuck is [Cm]lost in [D]aisle [Am]3?

[Verse 7]
Every other [D]day I'm wondering
[G]What's a human bei[Abm]ng
gotta be [Am]like?
What's a way to [D]just be [G]competent?
These sweet [Abm]instincts
ruin my [Am]life

[Verse 8]
Every other [D]day I'm [G]wondering
Was it a mis[Abm]take to try and d[Am]efine
What I'm [D]certain's mad incompetence?
[G]These sweet ins[Am]tincts r[Cm]uin my life

[Interlude 1]
[Am][D][Bm][E][Am]
[D][G][A][F#m][Bm][E][A][F#m][Bm][E]
[F#m][B][C#m][E][A]
Just [F#m]watch me, mov

[Verse 9]
[D]ing far [E]away[A]
[F#m]Nobody [D]even [E]knows
my name an[F#m]d
No one suspect[Bm]s that I'm not fine,
[D]and
Nobody outs be[E]havioral Franken[A]stein
Just [F#m]look at Vic

[Verse 10]
[D]tor [E]in LA
[A]And Syd wit[F#m]h the y at[D] U of A[E][F#m]
And all the ma[Bm]jors at the
[D]labels
Rebooting soon as I am [A]able[D][Bm]

[Verse 11]
Every other [E]day I'm [A]wondering
What's a human [Bbm]being gotta be [Bm]like?
What's a way [E]to just be [A]competent?
These sweet [F#]instincts
ruin my [Bm]life

[Verse 12]
Every other [E]day I'm [A]wondering
Was it a mis[F#]take to try and [Bm]define
What I'm [E]certain's mad [A]incompetence?
These sweet [F#]instincts ruin my [Bm]life

[Verse 13]
DA DA DA [E]DA [A]DA DA DADADA
DA DA [F#m]DA DA DA [Bm]DA DADADA DA
DA DA [E]DA [A]DA DA DA DADADA
These sweet [F#m]instincts ruin my [Bm]life
DA DA DA [E]DA DA [A]DA DADADA
DA DA [F#m]DA DA DA [Bm]DA DADADA DA
DA [E]DA DA [A]DA DA DA DADADA
These sweet [F#m]instincts ruin [Bm]my life
[E][A][F#m][F#]

[Verse 14]
[Bm](Attention passengers
[D]We've now reached our des[E]tination
We hope you enjoyed the flight,
[A]now have a nice day)