Incredibad Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[G]
[D]
[C]Now

[Verse 1]
let's take
a trip down memory lane
Back to junior high school
[G]where it [C]all began
Three bad little kids [G]raising [C]hell at school
We were just thirteen
straight actin' a fool

[Verse 2]
Every [C]day after class,
kiv's house was the spot
Making crazy prank calls
hoping not to get caught
Best friends, blood brothers,
yo, we one and the same
'Till one fateful afternoon
when [D]everything [E5]changed

[Verse 3]
One [C]day playing punch
out up in kiv's room
The house started shaking and we
heard a "kaboom"
Looked out the back window
saw a billow of smoke
Yo, your backyard is smashed,

[Verse 4]
man this isn't a joke
[C](Let's go check this out man!) (I bet,
let's go)

[Verse 5]
All the [C]smoke and debris led
straight to the basement
Yo, what the hell is that? man,
it [Cm]looks like [C]a spaceship!
We all ran for cover and the
hatch opened wide
And a little green dude stepped
out from inside

[Verse 6]
He said, [C]"I'm from mars,
[Cm]and I [C]come i[Cm]n peace
[C]I have something to a[Cm]sk,
and it's not [C]dis[Cm]creet
There's a [C]mutated
strain in our dna [Cm]helix
[C]And you[Cm] three kids are
the ones [C]who can heal it"

[Verse 7]
But we're just thirteen, man,
what can we do?
"Um, how should I put this? I think we
should screw" (what?)
"On our home planet we
can no longer breed
I've been sent a self- receptacle
for storing your seed"

[Verse 8]
[C]Storing our seed? yo,
I think he means sex
Man, I'm a virgin, we [D]all are, [C]bad!
"I'm just gonna lie here,
and close my eyes"
Aw, what should we do? now it's
spreading it's thighs!

[Verse 9]
"You'll be [C]heroes on our planet!"
but [Cm]why [C]us three?
"You're the chosen ones,
you'll just have to trust me"

[Verse 10]
(Yo should we do [C]it?)
(I don't know!)
(Yo, I say we put it to a vote.)

[Verse 11]
All in favor, say aye. aye!
[C]Okay, we're in! "cool." you
should go first
"I have three depositories to
capture your burst"
Wait, at the same time? "yeah,
that's what I was thinking
Now here's some wine coolers,
let's [D]get you boys [G]drinking"
[C]We

[Verse 12]
pounded the drinks,
and started getting tipsy
We took our positions,
and started getting [D]frisky[C]
One in the front and two in the back
Had it locked up like
a Chinese finger trap

[Verse 13]
"Keep [C]pumping away! my wife
and family thank you"
I'm about to explode! [Cm]yo s[C]on,
me too!
Three way climax! best
friends forever!
Who would thought that we've

[Verse 14]
lost our virginities together
[C]"Andy,
[D]Jorm and Kiv, you've saved our race
[G]Your reward is one wish then
I'll go back to space"
We [C]looked at eachother,
didn't have to talk
Knew exactly what he wanted
before he took off

[Verse 15]
Mr. [C]alien sir, for what it's worth
We wanna be the greatest fake
[G]mc'[C]s on earth

[Verse 16]
"Your [C]wish is granted, and thanks again
You may have saved my planet
but I'm losing three friends
What happened [G]today was both
incredible and [C]bad
Therefore your [D]name

[Outro 1]
is incredibad"
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