Insane Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Fdim]I was bo[G#dim]rn with a dick in my brain[Am],
yeah, fucked in the head
My stepfather said that I
sucked in the [G#dim]bed
[Am]'Til one night he snuck in
and said
[Fdim]"We're going out back,
I want my dick [G#dim]sucked in the shed"
[Am]Can't we just play with Teddy
Ruxpin instead?
"After I fuck you in the butt,
get some head
Bust a nut, get some rest"
The next day, [G#dim]my mother said
[Fdim]"I don't know what
[G#dim]the fuck's up with this kid
The [Am]bastard won't even eat
nothing he's [Fdim]fed
[Dm]He just hung himself in the bedroom,
he's [Fdim]dead"
[Am]"Debbie,
don't let that fucker get you [Fdim]up set
Go in there, stick a fuckin'
cigar[G#dim]ette to his neck
[Am]I bet you he's fakin' it, I bet you
I bet he probably just wants [G#dim]to see
how upset you would [Am]get
I'll go handle this ,of course,
unless you ob[G#dim]ject"
"Ah, [Fdim]go fuck his brains out,
if [G#dim]any's left in his head"

[Verse 2]
If [Am]you could count the skeletons
in my closet
Under my bed and up [Dm]under my faucet
[Am]Then you would know
I've completely lost it
[Fdim]Is he nuts? No[G#dim], he's insane

[Verse 3]
[Am]If you could count
the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up [Dm]under my faucet
[Am]Then you would know I've
completely lost it
[Fdim]Is he nuts? No[G#dim],
he's in[Am]sane
"Did you get him?" Nah, fucker tried to bite my [G#dim]face off

[Verse 4]
[Am]
I just got fuckin' chased
off with a [G#dim]chainsaw
[Dm]Then he took the [Am]chainsaw,
bit the fuckin' [Fdim]blades off
Ate the blades,
stuck a base[G#dim]ball in a slingshot
[Am]Then he aimed at his own face,
let the thing pop
Took his eye out,
picked [G#m]it up and played [G#dim]ping pong
[Am]Then he played ping pong
with his own ding-dong
That [Fdim]motherfucker's got
[G#dim]nuts like King Kong
[Am]Then he set the lawn mower
out on the dang lawn
And he laid all up underneath
it with the thing on
Then he took his pants,
he took every fuckin' [Fdim]thing off
Everything, except his tank
[G#dim]top and his training bra
[Am]Ain't he raw? Yeah maniac,
that's Shady, dog
Man, that motherfucker's gangsta,
[Fdim]ain't he, dog?
[Am]Shady, dog, what be going through that
fuckin' [G#dim]brain of yours?
[Fdim]Say no more, what the fuck you
[G#dim]waitin' for? Sing along

[Verse 5]
[Am]If you could count the skeletons
in my closet
Under my bed and up
[Dm]under my [Am]faucet
Then you would know I've
completely lost it
[Fdim]Is he nuts? No[G#dim], he's insane

[Verse 6]
[Am]If you could count
the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up [Dm]under my faucet
[Am]Then you would know I've
completely [Dm]lost it
[Fdim]Is he nuts? No[G#dim], he's insane[Am]

[Verse 7]
Don't you know what felch means? (Yeah), well, then tell me
[Am]
Would you rather get felched or
do the felching?
Fuck him in the ass,
suck the [Dm]cum out while you're [Fdim]belching
Burp, belch,
then go back [G#dim]for a second helping
[Am]Can you dig what I'm sayin',
man? Can you smell me?
[Dm]I want you to feel me like
my stepfather [G#m]felt me
[Am]Fuck a little puppy,
kick the puppy while [G#dim]he's yelping
[Fdim]"Shady, what the fuck you saying?"
[G#dim]I don't know, help me
[Am]What the fuck's happening? I think
I'm fucking [Dm]melting
[Am]"Marshall, I just love you, boy,
I care about your well-being"
No, No, Dad, I said no,
[Dm]I don't need no [Fdim]help peeing
I'm a big boy,
I can [G#dim]do it by myself, see
[Am]I only get naked when
the babysitter tells me
[G#m]She showed me a movie like
[G#m]"Nightmare on Elm Street"
[Am]But it was X, and they called it "Pubic
Hair on [Fdim]Chelsea"
"Well, this is called ass rape,
[G#dim]and we're shooting the jail scene"

[Verse 8]
[Am]If you could count the skeletons
in my closet
Under my bed and up
[Dm]under my [Am]faucet
Then you would know
I've completely lost it
[Fdim]Is he nuts? No[G#dim],
he's in[Am]sane

[Verse 9]
If you could count the skeletons in my [Am]closet
Under my bed and up [Dm]under my faucet
[Am]Then you would know
I've completely lost it
[Fdim]Is he nuts? No[G#dim], he's insane[Am]