Is That Guy Kidding Or What chords and lyrics - FRANK ZAPPA, THE MOTHERS

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[Verse 1]
[G]Alr[Am]ight
See that?
[Dm]That's what [G]you call a new song
When I'm gonna [Am]stand up here and read
the son of a bitch while I'm doing it
[Dm]We figured that [G]this is a good
place to do this song
It's only [Cm]been performed once [Am]before and that was the,
[G]the evening after it was actually written[Am] in uh, Bos[Dsus4]ton
I'll tell [G]you the story of this song
This is called CREATIVE DEVI[Am]ATION FROM
THE NORMAL PART OF THE PROGRAM
[G]Simply because you trust the audience's good taste so much [Am]that you
know that even if the band fucks up they'll go [G]along with it
Alright
[Am]Because, ladies and gentlemen, this song[D] has a[G]n important message and I believe this
[Am]message has to be brought to the people of this great metropolit[G]an [Am]area
Alright, now check this [G]out
How many of you people feel that [Am]ROCK has
gotten entirely TOO PRE[G]POSTEROUS?[Am]
I [G]see that you're not all convinced
Some of you [Am]believe that ROCK is REAL
I can [G]see that there was probably about 20 percent
[Am]of the audience has had it up to here
[G]And the rest of you people
still believe in that [Am]shit
Okay, well this is dedicated [G]to the rest of you people
that still believe in that [Am]shit
Now check this out[C]: H[G]ow d— how do you rati[Am]onalize the
appearance of [G]an album [Am]entitled I'm In [G]You?
I mean, [Am]wha- -
[Dm]What, what is [G]that?
Is that guy [Am]kidding? [Dm](What[G], I gotta
kiss you again?)
[Am]Okay. Really, [G]look,
[Am]all kidding aside, folks
Let's think [G]about the world of rock,
just for [Am]a moment
Some of you already [G]have those cute little shirts
on that say "disco sucks," [Am]right?[G]
That's not all that [Am]sucks
[G]Course Warner Brothers sucks,
but besides Warner [Am]Brothers there are other things about [G]this business that really [Am]suck
One of 'em is the way in [G]which the subject [Am]of LOVE is dealt
with [G]in the lyrics of various 'ser[Am]ious rock artists,'
The intens[G]ive- care contingent
of the rock [Am]world
These [G]people, these people are FUCKED [Am]UP, I mean,
they're really FUCKED [G]UP
Because [Am]see, love isn't the way they're telling you about it,
[G]you know, they're telling you wrong
I'm gonna [Am]tell you right, [G]you see[Am]
Now all of the ladies in the audience,
[G]you get to have fantasy time
[Am]This is female fantasy hour
[G]Okay?
You're a teen- [Am]age girl, right?
You have abduc[G]ted the succulent
popstar of your [Am]choice, right?
You have taken [G]the aforementioned popstar, who is really [Am]cute and Aryan and eats a lot of [G]crumpets,
back to your teen- age [Am]room
That's right, spindle [G]twice
You have taken this turkey [Am]back to your room,
you have laid on your teen- [G]age bed
You have put your teen- age legs up in the [Am]air,
you have actually taken your own teen- age [G]pants off
You have the teen- age red [Am]bulb on,
right next to the bed
The [G]curtains are drawn,
it's dark, it's midnight
[Am]You put on a Phoebe Snow record,
you're really re[G]laxing
Tears come to your eye[Am]s,
you are sensitive, you are in [G]love
The popstar of your choice takes off [Am]his pants and climbs on top of you,
and the [G]next thing you know you hear this little voice in your [Am]ear and it says
I'M IN [G]YOU!"