Japan Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]Who[Bm]a!
I can't believe we're in Japan!
[G]Look at all the lights!
The food!
[A]The [Asus4]people![A]
[D]Wow!

[Verse 2]
We're [D]three cool white friends
in [Bm]Japan (Japan!)
We've never been to Japan
[G]So we wrote a song about
the three of us [A]in Japan
And our label [D]has [A]to pay for [D]it

[Verse 3]
Here we are at our [D]five star hotel
The [Bm]one from Lost in Translation
(In Japan!)
[G]The views are amazing
And their champagne waiting
Be[A]cause that's how we
wrote it (Yummy!)

[Verse 4]
And now the [D]label has to pay
for the video (yay!)
And pay for [Bm]everything that we say
(no matter what!)
For ex[G]ample I'll be getting
a massage right now
And [A]I'll be drinking some sake
- So expensive!
[D]- Who cares?

[Verse 5]
Here we are at the [D]most expensive sushi
restaur[Bm]ant in Japan (mmm!)
And now we're at Tokyo
[G]Disneyland
And now we're in Hawaii for one random
[A]shot that our label has to pay [Asus4]for!
Cause [A]we're three

[Verse 6]
[D]cool white
friends in Ja[Bm]pan (In Asia!)
The fact that we're white
isn't [G]why we're friends
But we are white,
and we're [A]friend[Asus4] s (In Ja[A]pan!)

[Verse 7]
At [D]this point in the video we'll
be super drunk (WEEEE!)
[Bm]Standing near some kind of
Dragon (Rawwwrrr!)
And then [G]we'll buy some
stinky used girls panties
Out of [A]one of those pervert vending ma
[Asus4]chines (h[A]eehee)
Now we've [G]seen sumo wrestling
live (Cool!)
[A]Unless we get dropped [Asus4]by our label
Cause [A]we're three

[Verse 8]
[D]white douchebags in
Ja[Bm]pan (That's us!)
It's all part of our master plan
[G]To get some much needed R&R
At the ex[A]pense [Asus4]of
Universal [A]Records

[Verse 9]
[D]Wow, look at all this Japanese money
It's called Yen
[Bm]I heard it's worth more
than American money
Let's dump it in [G]the river!
Moshi Moshi
Guys it's [A]the label,
this video's really expensive and-
[D]Bye!

[Verse 10]
[D]Pokémon!
Dump it in the River!
[Bm]Our rental car!
Dump it in the River!
This [G]old guy!
Dump him in the river!
And [A]now we're flying home first [D]class![A]