Jizz In My Pants Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Em]Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the
smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and
I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside
your doors
The whole night what
we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you
want some more
[C]And I
Jizz in [Em]my pants

[Verse 2]
This [Em]really never happens
you can take my word
I wont apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the
way that you dance
[Am]And now I[C]
Jizz in [Em]my pants

[Verse 3]
[Em]Don't tell your friends
or I'll say your a slut
Plus its your fault,
you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive,
some would say that's a plus

[Verse 4]
Now [Em]I'll go home and change

[Verse 5]
[Em]I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
[G]Left me heart [Em]broken not
lookin' for love
Surprised in my eyes when I
looked above
The check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did
time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes
said I need a friend
She turned to me that's
when she said it
Looked me dead in the face,
asked Cash or Credit?
[C]And I
[Em]Jizzed in my pants

[Verse 6]
[Em]Its perfectly normal,
nothing wrong with me
But were going to need
a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward
stance because [C]I
[Em]Jizzed in my pants

[Verse 7]
[Em]To be fair you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got
me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like
you're not impressed
[C]One more thing, I'm gonna [Em]pay by check

[Verse 8]
Last [Em]week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw
you rang [C]and I
Jizzed in [Bm]my p[Em]ants

[Verse 9]
Speeding down the street
when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes [G]on that re
[Em]minds me of [G]you [C]and I
[Em]Jizz in my pants

[Verse 10]
The next [Em]day my alarm goes off and I[C]
Jizz in [Bm]my p[Em]ants

[Verse 11]
Open my window and
a breeze rolls in and [C]I
[Em]Jizz in my pants

[Verse 12]
When Bruce [Em]Willis was dead at the
end of sixth sense [C]I
Jizzed in [Bm]my p[Em]ants

[Verse 13]
I just ate a grape [C]and I
[Bm]Jizzed in my [Em]pants
I went
Jizzed in [C]my pants

[Verse 14]
OK [Em]seriously you guys can we, OK?

[Verse 15]
I jizz right in my pants [Em]every
time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands
it's like having sex with me
You say I'm premature I just call it Ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times
it's a necessity

[Verse 16]
[C]'Cause I
Jizz in my pants
[Em](I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants,
yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in [C]my pants)
yes I Jizz in [B]my [Em]pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)
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