jobseeker Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[G][Am][E][G][Am][E][Am]
[A][E][G][Am][A][E][G][Am]
[A][E][G][Am][A][E][G][Am]
[E][G][Am][E][G]
[Am][A][Am][E][G][Am][E][G]
[Am][A][Am]

[Verse 1]
[E]Jobseeker!
Can of Strongbow, I'm [G]a mess
Desperately [Am]clutching onto a
leaflet on [E]depression
Supplied to [G]me by [Am]the NHS
Is anyone's guess how
[E]I got here?
[G]Anyone's guess how [Am]I go?
I suck on a roll-up [E]- pull
your jeans [G]up -
[Am]F*** off, I'm going home

[Interlude 1]
[E][G][Am][E][G][Am]

[Verse 2]
Jobseeker! So Mr. [E]William
son,
what have you [G]done to find gain[Am]ful employment
Since your last signing on [E]date?
[G]F*** all
I've been sat around [Am]the house wanking,
And I want to know why you
don't [E]serve coffee here
[G]My signing on time is [Am]supposed
to be ten past eleven
It's [E]now twelve o'clock
[G]And some of you smelly
[Am]bastards need executing

[Verse 3]
[E]
Mr. Willi[G]amson your em[Am]ployment
history looks quite impressive
[E]I'm looking at three manag[G]erial positions
[Am]you previously held with quite
Reput[E]able companies,
[G]isn't this something you'd [Am]like to go back to?
[E]Nah, I'd just end [G]up robbing
the f***ing[Am]place,
You've got a till full of twenties
staring at you [E]all day,
[G]I'm hardly going to [Am]bank it???

[Interlude 2]
[Am][E][G][Am][A]

[Verse 4]
Job[E]seeker!

[Verse 5]
Can of Strongbow, I'm a [G]mess
Desperately [Am]clutching onto
a leaflet on depression
[E]Supplied to me [G]by the[Am] NHS
Is anyone's guess how I got [E]here?
[G]Anyone's guess how [Am]I go?
I suck on a roll-up [E]- pull
your jeans [G]up -
[Am]F*** off, I'm [A]going [Am]home.

[Outro 1]
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[E][G][Am][E][G][Am]
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[E][G][Am]
[E][G][Am][E][G]
[Am][E][G][Am][E][G]
[Am][E][G][Am][E][G]
[Am][A][E][G][Am][A][E][G]
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