King Of The Hobos Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]
When I grow up I'm going to be king,
King of the [D]hobos.
I won't have to worry or pay for anything,
[G]King with the winos.
I'll sleep under the stars in an
unlocked car seat,
[D]Shower with a neighbor's hose.
Oh, [C]I'll [G]be the biggest
one the world's ever [D]seen,
King of the [G]hobos.
Where are we going,
Uncle
Barney?
Well, first we gotta go sell these hubcaps
and invest the money in some
Cheese
Whiz and
MD -2020.
Boy, you sure drive fast.
Is it because of all the spiders and bats?
Let's just say I'd like to
get to the store as soon as possible.
Uncle
Dick,
I'm...
Barney, I have to pee.
Go ahead, it ain't my car.
Whose is it?
I don't know.
We'll give it back to him when
we're done.
My parents always drive slower in alleys
than they do on the freeway.
Yeah, well,
I'm not your damn parents.
You're better than my parents.
You're better than everyone's
parents put together.
Yeah.
Uncle
D -
Barney, can I drive?
You know, once I get my medicine,
you can do any damn thing you want.
And when you get back, I've got a new game that I
want you to play while I watch.
Gee,
Uncle
Dick
Barney, you're the best!
You're the king [D]of the [G]hobos!